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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. * W5 I p) j. u6 }/ `3 m( M
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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/ y# Z1 P- |( X6 ` Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to & u6 N; q; A, ^8 G1 H6 k5 J- n/ w
: z2 V. c& C: S0 p Her and says,
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$ F# H- @+ ?* T2 d3 r 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ( _: U0 ^: n% r- H: h
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, * B1 I4 W; J( q" l% z/ H: G
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