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Why did God make mothers?7 {( _& G5 y+ t4 c% d
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.' `+ a3 D% O3 ?7 I( r! N
2. Mostly to clean the house. ; m W9 F( W, f/ n' O1 s& |- H1 A
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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# h/ o8 t j. J; Q8 {How did God make mothers? 9 h3 q' g# i; T+ \: a
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
: W8 Y% P4 f) D+ \2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
. A8 @% K! Q2 Q' C# w5 K3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. $ m8 c( v- s0 r6 `" G% {- c* P" B
% Y" r) t8 p% zWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
; w- x6 w4 c( q6 Z9 P1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. + g3 E: P; O4 `. }: i# d' `( _ A5 v
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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- K" l9 d) O$ M' ^) O* L) h; hWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? , U: |3 {6 g4 e$ \1 K$ w$ P
1. We're related.* f0 d3 {* C$ j4 ]& ?
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. . O1 B+ @) u( S4 U) c
4 r( n, n+ V9 I6 W7 |: `& rWhat kind of little girl was your mom? % [/ `! ~7 C/ b0 F7 S- p0 r
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
7 N- |# x6 z8 b) p2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. * ]* d" ^* M' f% C, ]8 J
3. They say she used to be nice. " ]/ U% c. G0 x5 b
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? : y; \, X, P3 Z7 f- H' ~/ D
1. His last name.
* {1 }3 F ^0 e2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
* o# u+ w; V* Q v6 \! {, `3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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, Z+ ]# o, ? _" V" C9 A/ |2 t' }4 cWhy did your mom marry your dad? ; ]' k2 Y7 b% m: D0 ?. o3 G+ R
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
' ^! t" |# a7 ~ E Z# G1 p2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
- J9 W0 A+ ?: A+ r% @3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. ( g* {, G: S" M
0 l- Q$ K9 j! m; }Who's the boss at your house? % k+ O4 [. u1 x9 {
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
. e0 w. h: j# j+ z5 g M2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.1 ?7 a$ X7 A3 z c
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? / P# S$ }0 [" |, z* m4 P: h
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. * X7 c% M4 E5 [5 c8 A
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
+ t9 v$ Y2 n" H+ E/ M# a3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 8 g$ O4 D/ M @- |% B, g4 ^
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 3 U* ^; x" ?3 _3 B- w5 i) `
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What does your mom do in her spare time? ( ]( Q- [& T) e% v; `2 P# N
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
6 a: K5 j/ j5 v6 y/ K2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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6 c7 F, u5 g& {1 Y& t% KWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
# S# n# x+ I& x: |% q% e$ N8 I+ J1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
; c4 B5 I" S: [2 p2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. ! z* L3 q4 [) D6 M% Z. ~ X
) K: J; l* D0 h5 ~9 pIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
- b& A8 i' H( k) j1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
6 C3 I5 {( b- c' Y, G* ?! x; \2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
6 `- j t1 V2 W9 d1 A7 b3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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