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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
) j [; a' x* [0 h8 ^ race again and it won again.3 h" m# V9 E% u1 R5 D5 |9 ?
9 F0 x) K$ b" OThe local paper read:
+ j9 W. k4 w: Q$ GPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.4 a9 P; H' K' g/ W( s
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the! A" D" t: Z, g# V3 d
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.9 t8 U( J0 I6 F! t0 N/ p% X
1 A7 {% R# x& C2 g) gThe next day, the local paper headline read:9 _, V0 [: s" t/ I/ x
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.& C' k$ ^/ W2 Y! S
6 u& t( a! Q! oThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
( [7 v( d2 u/ `4 o' r( l2 M- }( @of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:. a% P4 {9 u1 F( l: r) n Z
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.) V. U5 Y3 z# z+ ^; I5 ^6 r' q
% x; S' j2 Q- TThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid- i$ {+ i8 ^% J5 g2 [( U2 S
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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The next day the paper read:
& x$ I8 [$ J1 c' j1 pNUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back9 ^8 B/ ^! O2 O' p: @8 C/ F; G
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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5 ~# r+ _ |" w' v' D+ SThe next day the headlines read: ?6 n$ @9 P ~3 `8 w5 L
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.2 \) v5 T( K6 m# [' N# O- K$ C) s
7 q% ^$ L/ e) |% V, SThe bishop was buried the next day.
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion1 N4 U# O, R8 m: x( W* x: D
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
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So be yourself and enjoy life...
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! x% D) M# |' f$ }Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier i3 ~# j; { q
And live longer!
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' w3 Z" W- X, `! i% IHave a nice day! |
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