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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 I/ _% Z' }! h$ x! \0 ~
Maria: Here it is. % ^) C1 A2 g6 V/ M; u0 L, P, y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
n" M7 I5 y; {3 Z; B" mClass: Maria.
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2 T0 G, j0 A! g/ X) m# Z2 WTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; D0 j% A; O. Q- R% v9 C$ C, r5 g7 f' X
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 r6 ]+ g% H. z) \( x
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 b \0 x% B% L7 S8 P
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ O) p7 r7 N8 Y r2 V( Q' G7 U- gTeacher: No, that's wrong ( A4 w* [" Q5 x$ I: H
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ y5 H2 ]# [+ l. E4 k0 s7 l: @* r+ qTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + M, L. b2 | I3 d) v+ e/ {8 L
Donald: H I J K L M N O. - e* e1 a+ V: ^2 g2 L7 [4 N3 w3 N3 ^/ Y
Teacher: What are you talking about?
p2 j5 o* D' S( KDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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8 U0 y$ H% r: B1 n( c8 k/ G2 e7 CTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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1 ]! H; J* \" r5 t3 m5 qTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) i& ?* @3 {; ~8 y0 d0 v) IGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. u# h- U6 x2 U1 Z5 \4 G8 V0 ATeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( P9 i1 H% k& q* B' d% Q
Millie: I is...
- f( V4 a N4 h5 oTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) A( x% T6 C& y7 o7 k8 z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( F: y9 e7 f4 K0 ` ~! JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : `$ L; h4 `) Q) S6 G
- S* W) `$ S: D3 QTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( f' @) d' @* B, i) W/ mSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ; y6 v' M+ L* }) E1 G
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ U s( L* O) i1 vClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) e6 d4 u/ C2 ?6 wHarold: A teacher + k I0 e6 p$ ?5 `4 x+ S1 \
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