Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
$ e. U& [/ S9 u. r  ~9 H9 Oif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

8 v" X5 Z7 N& k. _& R  jI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
) S1 F" `- t4 s; P9 LBut nobody's perfect......
- @& ^! y; z; G/ Y0 C$ H, Yso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
3 \, ]7 R1 }+ ]6 }then what exactly are the others here for?
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4 ?9 t, i% H% u3 ?: I, L2 v+ FSince light travels faster than sound,
( A) t% J$ V/ w8 kpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

+ f3 v8 L' U4 X4 E1 q* AMoney is not everything.
6 a. G! q. \* h8 x& C' F& XThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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! L& ?( O* P4 F3 P5 ]% J+ t7 ~One should love animals.
: A; A2 H; V9 TThey are so tasty.
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3 p, b' e# [* h( `- L; gBehind every successful man, there is a woman
" I( m6 A2 K) v0 L9 eAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
3 K$ b- y. D! y4 t/ IAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
& S# L5 G9 C2 p( ^life.
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5 A: u3 P- `& o) e1 ?The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
- p# v4 Z/ w/ B# b( Z* awhat you can put off today.

( ~8 z& v2 e4 }: }! a, q& F"Your future depend s on your dreams"
. C! O+ T1 J* s+ v* B# TSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

7 ^( N7 i% `- |! l' u"Hard work never killed anybody"
) H5 X1 ^5 S/ a$ L8 bBut why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
6 w+ I( l2 c6 D; Q. S4 r9 PI can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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# V+ R# ]3 c2 x. T: b+ kThe more you learn, the more you know,
9 V- e' f7 \% |) DThe more you know, the more you forget
8 A& F: K0 q4 s5 a( z  DThe more you forget, the less you know
4 ]$ E  {1 t, h" X) TSo.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
2 e1 J* e% l/ L# I, A4 LA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
% t1 s6 ]! H+ a4 e& }" |5 `0 B- Hwhat more can I say........
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Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^