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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
) V  q$ `7 \& o  a5 gUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.' ^, C8 K4 f- u/ N
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's- G$ N0 f4 H/ R
family was invited over to see the baby.
' {$ z4 w9 s8 u. n; M3 T7 FBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
* N. R1 H" ^3 h+ Xwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
. T! ~+ K0 T# s8 t" _; l# B% ]His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
5 M2 O8 b3 x! i. K7 ]about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
% ~  Y) _# t0 p) x8 g. G) ?. V3 Z4 c, [would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
$ V/ R: {4 f( R. B6 Y% M* eLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. - V* W( k3 u+ f( F$ N- C
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful+ z% F8 y2 C# Z1 Q+ x
baby.'
7 ?& }+ n" K+ y7 R' e3 WThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
- P6 `8 N% y7 qJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
9 I# F, ?. [9 r; p' q3 Vlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
- k# Y, F8 H* |+ k; qhe see?'
; P/ G% @9 i9 _; w$ d; S'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said9 y) p" x, B/ o) p, T
he has 20/20 vision.'8 [9 V( Q- S* `$ j- w5 t9 ]; q
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he7 {1 |, D) G! s# p; y4 a$ ^5 D! h
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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