Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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$ w) K; f/ s; ?$ u: `If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 J7 X' c3 f# b( N8 e) Z) a, g( PIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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! ?% S( F/ B% `2 [6 L- g# JIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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; M  P: _# g! i% m. S" W1 h( YIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

* P3 b1 v# g, Q7 t! SIf you cry, you're a wimp.
7 I, ]' p  l3 w+ P% J( YIf you don't, you're insensitive.

& v! h' J+ |: wIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ t6 V3 }# H( Z. vIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

7 i2 b1 X6 b# _9 @' C9 |$ B6 _/ g0 q2 vIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
' P9 }7 Y0 f* \6 j! U% gIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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+ p, w# a  j5 r4 M: f$ A9 B, fIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
5 }! c- Y# x5 TIf you don't, you're a slob.

( f) Z, @7 T2 S/ d. y$ _  xIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
- K, R- l; B5 ?. A: t6 Y# K9 CIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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, E  [6 M5 W" _; ZIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
) F) Z- I3 V, G; A# u" M* Y0 u5 R  gIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~