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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with" a, C$ h" B% q- M5 C; |0 q
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the7 ]$ ], g3 G# X: T" y* N& j$ [
entrance.
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6 P3 c r( E! h' u2 e' J5 j7 y The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
: _( M' ^, o6 D0 \4 z) vWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
: A8 J" c! q; \7 C" K/ l7 W$ N& |8 p' v+ g The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
b% h3 O4 o" D7 n+ R3 k6 tain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you) v! p; B* f5 ~. E6 k! ^+ L5 t% ?
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'7 |5 G" p% z9 a' U4 e3 r
9 U' Q$ W+ d. Q; D0 w9 t. a. C 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just, z L$ S! Z: n! d: [9 s
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
4 u' G3 Z3 W9 i3 ]shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
