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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
( q p) ^, [- {/ k8 j7 B3 K$ v) wAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 5 R: V S4 X8 x) [- N- I8 R. C
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America ; c, @) O- S; J
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All Makes Combined 2 w) y' j j2 G3 k( F& B4 U7 }+ a/ {" I
A Major Cost $ R2 ?/ h3 j( | ^# @# e
A Mutated Car " n5 U" [# s2 h; J1 \6 M( P
A Morons Car 7 |6 B3 C' a* q# x
Another Major Catastrophe
5 T7 g9 k- e7 \$ F- ?A Man's Car ( K' m$ @& o- S. B" _: i7 z
A Miss Conception : n* E5 Y9 C) r% ]( G
All Muscle Car ' p: z: X/ h/ `4 r
All Most Car ! N$ _6 ]7 \9 _( P* a
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
" ~: j$ N) J# W1 i' g- U# RAutomotive Mental Cruelty ) c& X+ q. O& a
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4 S5 m( H( k5 v: L6 T8 V4 XAUDI: : m9 m+ }7 j' i1 m
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented & s" I/ y$ Z5 ]$ @' H. ]
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence % `' K- n5 v2 X8 L, S5 J
Automobile Under Demonic Influence & A G1 d3 u# f) R
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
/ Z( [" ~/ D' E8 q% mAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence " [# h# A4 U, |! H5 A4 V0 {4 @
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
3 G* n" b( f; Y, NAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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& L1 R9 e- H: C8 OBMW:
) c9 V$ m( B8 J8 L6 ^& m+ VBig Money Works
, i ~9 M' V! i/ E& v% G6 rBought My Wife ) f; ^- z- V% p p0 k1 j& i, F% }# z3 R
Brutal Money Waster
8 H1 p. P& I6 x" D4 @3 q7 VBreak My Window
`6 |3 T3 R: h; E" ^Break My Windshield 5 ^' g! Z' I" F" E
Babbling Mechanical Wench
, e8 U( Y$ m/ j8 eBeastly Monstrous Wonder # T" t0 ` |0 g
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 6 X& U4 V- ^+ y6 X9 Y. n
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder ' ]5 }# ?/ ?0 B7 V, R( W2 _
Barely Moving Wreck ' y% H* y( L5 R- q- m
Big Money Waste - j# I( v. b4 {. c2 ~- f* T0 [
Big Money. Why?
9 S# n7 Y) v A7 g- c& GBig Money Works 7 r& Z5 ?; M6 `: R
Born Moderately Wealthy
; a# R f6 H% E8 x9 e8 n3 P" tBreaks Most Wrenches
( Z% H' o. B. n$ i; x* N: v8 eBring Many Wrenches * e6 e( G9 D$ A7 G
Brings Me Women
y0 y: m1 q7 |4 R' G1 XBrings More Women ) ~3 c1 K9 T& o* M0 @3 {8 u
Broken Money Waster
?" ~' I! ^- r5 ?2 u, zBroke My Wallet 2 R! n1 U' t8 H. @2 ?
Broken Monstrous Wonder Z, u4 D2 y( P! |' ~* {7 i! K
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch , G$ E/ \% b, Y( O! K, ~0 {; G
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 6 X0 g6 {- u7 I& K% K% ?
Bavarian Manure Wagon - M z3 M1 `' v+ N( N$ N/ p% _
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- Q3 w( a1 I& u% j1 pBUICK: 9 {$ g: q% N8 C: A, g7 d
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer % j& b9 S0 W4 ^' H U( E: t
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 2 N% k3 [; x, q% e2 I r, Z
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Camaro: ( \' s6 p, q3 ]8 S2 h, C1 @
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
' J2 l7 e8 f3 [3 I( E5 t0 wCan't America Make A Real One?
. G: v" x. l, h* u, xChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 6 H9 R6 [1 ^/ U3 G+ z
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: . Z c/ d) d3 F- z: e9 H9 j
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
4 F4 q4 {. m1 b) _* |& bCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
& U- e- E8 }/ i; q A$ g3 aCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
" K1 O3 q/ `4 \5 v) h5 `Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
- N- E& e+ O) ~* |9 |3 W( hCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology ; L3 v! X* v8 I
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DODGE:
6 O8 U2 s4 _7 ~; F& n) Y% F. @Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
. B" r' s, }/ @5 oDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
1 L5 K$ g- k. q! d2 dDead Old Dog Going East * t# `* n+ W: v7 A( n9 F
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires # X7 R; Z! _8 a$ ?$ v. ^
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy $ E8 O6 v3 E! M+ r: W2 y6 k
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
0 P$ l4 y- N! ^' Z0 hDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
5 R- w& i/ n# C, a- ~5 YDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
) e0 R/ R4 s% H/ `Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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" j6 m+ P2 \/ f- I4 XEDSEL: % V" k2 [" w, H& h
Every Day Something Else Leaks
+ [6 x; H- Y' b" Q0 _ L2 REvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
* G& Y# B6 R4 p8 ~! q. K/ FFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 1 S& G( h2 c- p/ v
Fix It Again, Tony 8 t2 T. M9 n: a6 |, ?& |
Fix It All the Time 7 }4 T/ M8 o: e& L/ L. r
Found In A Toilet
/ D" P9 j; `' [5 ~, ?/ kFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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. u) S$ t6 N: G7 p% X* VFORD: - V8 l: V* U7 ?+ y N8 K
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 8 \, ]! C1 n9 J% h; \/ b7 T
Fix Or Repair Daily , ~- Q3 p4 h$ W% o8 E) P* e( b
Found On Road Dead + p! |9 r7 T$ V9 s0 ~) E. R# W
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
! K! n4 ~ ^# `First On Race Day
0 [; a+ [8 p1 z }) {First On Recall Day
$ O" [( o" q0 E% @( }Fabricated Of Refried Dung & w/ d- U# a) J H% Y/ i
Fails On Rainy Days
) Q8 ^7 m8 N, a" LFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ! V( ^) }/ h8 E0 @- `! I
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver # u& t7 i+ M( ~3 c) \4 I/ p
Fault Of R&D
& M2 g9 h6 j& Y4 MFinally Obsolete Racing Device
3 O4 ^$ h" x6 r/ |+ }6 fFireball On Rear Denting
$ y* r: y8 O! { A* p& SFirst On Road to Dump
* [" j0 w0 g( u) V$ s3 w! P& ?First On Rust and Deterioration ! \$ m4 e8 y0 e4 Y4 o' S. j
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma . ?: m$ t; v, U) P* T' b f' [3 j. N
Flipping Over Results in Death % J# H1 O$ c$ [4 n1 ~$ d
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
I3 J7 |6 n4 X+ \/ b' @Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 1 \7 S5 B. I( |7 R& l5 j2 E$ W5 V
Foot On Road Decelerates
5 n% w0 w! g4 k7 K1 M' C" C9 Y% IForced On Reluctant Drivers ! o! I9 u9 H |6 I3 p5 L; L
Formed Of Rejected DNA
5 {; n: J- @! c# X1 ?% `- ]' V$ cForwarded Once; Return Denied * t* i$ M' C& M. G) _2 j/ {
Forward Only; Reverse Defective , H% u g. X* _3 Z/ b/ H r
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
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Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 5 s2 c3 Y( M' n. X$ k
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
0 u/ D& c, T% W$ ]Free Or Reduced Drastically 2 M7 t$ E! _; q
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
3 \) G4 E* x! N' t! e! X- G- T4 ^9 AFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
: O' C0 t7 ~7 oFunny Old Rattling Dump
1 B- a# d4 ?) s) h8 ]9 ?5 GForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 6 O& T) _* \3 M/ k, b
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 7 A( z4 q9 Z3 Z1 R3 A2 L) v5 }
Found Out-Right Dangerous 7 _4 }. e% O9 Q& ]# i
Future Of Racings Delight 4 h$ m3 f! ` @: ~& T, I
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ) o' A4 K! R4 {- p2 T5 \
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords " P. `3 [8 B- J; d, c/ f
LTD: 4 {3 V7 ?1 Y4 T! x; Z
Lacks Total Dependability
; s7 n# j' ^- h( n8 B/ x9 \Lots To Do / c; U/ U2 B R: W2 H1 K# @
Looses Transmissions Daily : I' V8 `" I5 s2 T7 H' \
s* s, ` x, @$ a6 N* Q+ GGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked , X7 s' }5 d/ c
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General Maintenance . M1 f r9 T0 O+ o p
Great Mistake 4 R& T# R: E6 o& f. r
Garbage Motors * Q" B- j8 _) J5 P5 X8 n7 ?+ j4 s
Generally Miserable
- A! o9 o, y6 z* b# t$ O: N. pGrossly Misconceived
?: g( L* w% O H' {) E8 f7 fGluteus Maximus . A$ V5 {, j; h9 `1 I4 C
Good Money # N0 e, C9 `0 v; U
Goofy's Manufacturing 4 M1 G4 l* p9 ]& U' y, A
Gone Mental
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Grief & Misery Combined 4 W7 M" |$ }* {( X, w: h
Garage Man's Companion
9 }0 F( o1 e/ L [& s& V% dGotta Mechanic Coming?
6 G, R7 E/ N5 I7 uGenerally Mediocre Cars ' w. o& v! {1 r: ~+ ^4 {
Get More Chicks . e( T! j z0 z4 Y) }7 q8 U
Gets Mechanics Crazy 6 S1 {% d% \9 X; N$ B" y1 H
Gods Mechanical Curse
% y& J$ R9 f* g: F2 I5 N& [2 ZGot More Crap
8 E/ T2 ?1 Y( N' T* a6 g7 a3 L1 WGreat Mountain Climber ' f. c- k$ g' E: U: y1 |; `) F
Great Motor Car
5 s7 A9 e! @/ mGod Made Chevy * ]4 M3 }$ w% t
Good Moron Car ; B% J. b1 u( ]; ^/ p
Got Mine Cheap
0 M$ \3 Z, R2 C1 SGet My Checkbook
5 t% R" l& x4 o3 E3 UGone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
" ^" o$ _8 g2 x8 X7 O9 zGas, Tires, Oil 2 n3 e( H% b/ ^: Y, R9 t
Get Tools Out - o# ]1 O w4 l1 A
Get To Onramp
/ |! Y& F0 @8 ?3 T U( ?Good To Own 5 o3 D7 X$ X' a K' j' Y! D6 D U! I
Get The Others
u3 }; X- m# g: O- FGenerally Trashed Out
1 N! Q7 ^' M0 B, G- aGood Time Out $ `1 U' x1 F) t1 ?
Gone To Overdrive , F! Q) v" l( p4 y! Q
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# j, S4 _; A; S6 r2 ?HONDA:
+ T0 h1 W, M7 F' H9 \1 hHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
7 |9 [) b) [9 h4 N( M$ `Had One Never Did Again 4 r( `1 w3 Q' s! y/ A$ o, |
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 1 p9 b; F1 @8 z3 A8 ]0 C& @
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles ( M/ [, E) h' f
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 2 t% J$ g2 D0 s- h% `! R6 C, j& v# P: m
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
5 U" ~/ i# A2 ?2 l( I$ z/ cHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
0 a- n3 B4 `) RPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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/ {/ X) X4 c% B# `& U% VHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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% _9 @: ^/ e/ k6 J {2 ]0 Z/ AJEEP:
# Y# n; A& k/ f) P. w$ MJust Eats Every Part 9 f$ z k. ]' W6 L N
Just Empty Every Pocket 8 U% e" [& }7 P+ K! ^
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly ; x! A- l+ }* l/ u: M
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes " `) B( Z7 F2 i; A
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts 5 b( ?+ d0 z$ u8 o7 D* {/ e
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KIA:
3 g6 C! Z& {) A3 FKick It Around
) ?3 c! k9 _" i" @- sKick It Again
; Y ]6 T; Y# |2 mKilled In Action & R8 p8 K$ S m: l
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& Q- R8 t" \2 I3 F: Z6 kLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 8 |- W$ V. F5 h; N
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler U' b4 t1 G! t: }3 [
Mostly Garaged , P$ Q8 N" a. I( `) T2 y6 `
Major Goof 8 k( @6 ^/ w" v( b1 P% @+ a/ ?' S
MGB: Might Go Backwards
) A P5 h$ }% ?% C1 D; fMGB: Might Go, But . . . & x( O& N" x1 v
MGB: Motor Going Bad 9 W# H K3 I3 G: a r, J1 |# t" f
MGF: Might Go Forward
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' g- t+ l0 i. mMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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% ~% f/ }- ?. ?9 L* U6 oMOPAR $ Z' {( J* [. c4 x6 m9 P/ |+ [- u
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly - M' j- q' N; J' F
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously , L1 i6 q5 r" g
Most Often Passed At Races
3 g3 N8 |- I. H: A7 JMostly Old Parts And Rust - G. J9 L0 h# ~
Move Over People Are Racing . i" n( C: b+ p [7 n* N8 \
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
8 V1 o; `: c# Z" [7 z" NMy Old Pig Ain't Running
$ ]$ x) e& j/ ^" v2 p3 QMy Only Problems Are Repairs ; }; O( ?7 L5 y, |$ @1 U
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement * \& r8 U9 m# ]' w4 e5 u8 E0 L9 T
More Often Parts Are Replaced % [# d' q+ G) h# v
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MUSTANG:
& Q0 h. A: U( Z/ ~3 BMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 1 k2 J7 r1 q% n4 K
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
7 O( ^1 {( h; C2 r& \Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
, A9 f% n) R! u" V$ h' R8 W- W+ {Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO , K( H! D7 F v" r" m. Q4 }
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+ f. m! z7 H2 t, e( |8 x9 A# b& M$ bOLDSMOBILE:
. W! d3 _. b8 i7 Q% W/ j3 LOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
& J3 `1 `. ?- p: U. x, rOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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* z# J x& s0 T0 p7 sPINTO:
5 ?( i" ^: V/ G* VPut In Nickel To Operate 8 [# r1 [* R3 L( U
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
0 a: q: t: b: E* |6 J; RPut In New Transmission Often * z A8 ^& m8 H$ Z( T
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
}9 x) C) N* D" m. z3 w( ~- _! MPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car }* G0 ~1 W0 j; ?
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ; X/ r0 } a3 N# B; }
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# x0 Y7 B" r- ~7 gProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
7 v* p+ ]. |% \" @% d WPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: 2 a5 m- h7 T o# O
Send Another Automobile Back
8 t5 B6 C; p! e5 _# TSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
3 m5 Z. j& \, ?, d vSad Attempt At Beauty
& t# I8 L* k) t3 S+ p! A4 A3 FSorry Auto, Always Broken 9 I3 R% c1 y+ o$ e- S& b( e9 l
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
/ @ v& d. M# f5 l: vToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
@( s4 V \# M. @ V" d+ f! j0 wTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
6 C5 T$ X z2 MThe One You Ought To Avoid
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$ d8 p6 k" \+ @1 g T* [" zTRIUMPH:
. k" N7 e/ w) DThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
" {# h# G" m$ f! VTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 7 V8 H1 b/ c: x+ n9 K* @; l" ?
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" _: T0 Z j8 ?$ LTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object " |: d/ C0 K0 L5 y$ I
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5 o$ f" k5 I3 Y7 d ]# y6 O' \Vintage Wreck ' C$ P! ?/ @- v8 Q5 O
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