An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra p/ k% Q8 D" T% g8 \2 i% @0 d/ _( H
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' ; B1 @0 U+ L( W* T2 o / ~5 u; n g1 ]3 H
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '5 e% v7 O2 G/ u. R$ w
, @4 X$ g3 \' P9 P0 {2 v6 pbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ': C ~# ^% R u2 J
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. : a$ e1 g4 z' n$ u0 M, i
4 c8 z' k5 _6 S+ y1 U, L2 m4 x5 ^I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'