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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.& Q& }, {3 }* P' D$ W9 `
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: ! m1 F8 Y6 ~& {
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.& a( ~ S) R. n9 O2 H$ @: Y5 W7 \9 N
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.8 Z1 {; ?( _, @1 T1 |# g6 Y3 G. x
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.3 I# E/ H$ Q& `9 D! c$ c! G/ c
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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5 G; y" D, O) n& J3 a8 @4 cThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'. K) _) Q! T$ \& h5 d
5 k8 o4 @) y* w0 y4 `Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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