Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
5 D8 I. p  s3 I1 y# z) ~TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 F4 j6 [7 ~0 J; V, q  iJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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4 I$ [7 \) D; b6 p* ]5 `! ]" v; nTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* P( j4 I# S! Q$ _4 N9 W. VDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
8 u6 |6 N4 e% Q& H0 S6 CTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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7 s* Z; z$ v1 d1 k# l& NTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 w6 J. a) K3 s* v9 e8 x5 DGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
; s, A6 N# z+ `! Y+ a+ ATEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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8 ~0 _' ?( s: |, t$ [2 \TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" J7 a4 ~! l7 K" ]6 mSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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kensu

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)