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Bad Relationship
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, S- K& H+ h# _8 X9 W- bTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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2 O, a" C5 Z: R2 i$ L* MJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”. _4 b7 X. g* L2 T Q) M: z
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”$ D& C- }# d4 q% i! e: _" X' p
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today+ N5 l' x. I6 L/ U5 ~- Y$ h( B
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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