![](source/plugin/floweregg/images/flower.gif) 鲜花( 1) ![](source/plugin/floweregg/images/egg.gif) 鸡蛋( 0)
|
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.% A: e/ z/ p: `6 n+ F
# g7 [9 J# G$ f6 K" D) R/ c(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.& G# b! n- B X+ U- o3 f r% T( \
2 o# s5 L. w' ~- ^7 I
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 8 D, x( U9 _7 }# p. ^
% U, r- U9 I) A3 Y I# {9 f! U A
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 9 L+ Q" o6 p' ~3 w0 L& C9 W7 H, C
( N d' y) D, r. l0 I: l
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)+ @, x3 z$ y/ H0 i; [, s7 b
# Q( G& b5 }# c$ J5 D+ H, c(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
: |; b" C/ l. e% v2 d% x) Y( Y$ M0 p3 j) f9 `' Z6 R% F
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever')./ ]7 r% [5 ~* D' y" a! K
# S, B1 w4 {4 \
(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!* W1 ?2 c/ e" m0 v# M* N
- ^/ ?# f. M W0 ]& ^4 h/ y
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
|