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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
. k: e+ m" y+ l& k, h2 zA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.9 B/ I! b6 L K& Y4 v6 b
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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9 ^7 y2 Y4 W$ {& n- D sQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
, ~2 q4 [$ M' M; r- ~A: Tell him you're pregnant.# v. O; e: f4 ]* y1 a2 o( u( i
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
$ Z; u3 g/ _+ Z2 }. b) oA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?; i8 o! X3 i/ k( P8 n3 k
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car." G& u& I0 M( N1 B+ Y6 x- z
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
5 @$ K% B# D. o, MA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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# V2 G: h1 i: i7 g: S; CQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
" \, X- @7 m4 d3 R7 v @A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?. u( D% a4 M& b+ l& @ r
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?1 Y H# n) O) B. A8 w: i6 C) F
A: "I remember these." |
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