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Wisdom from Grandpa...
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2 I" X0 s5 w( i) f* W: X7 nWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. / g" H& X2 u8 d& n) Q# }3 _
- @# H$ w& K: i b4 Q- VTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. & T* M" K+ i: I I
$ D+ z1 g9 m% K9 c/ D2 R, ^; M, ZWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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: H( R! V# o& Q# h/ L) \If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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, V7 ~4 {9 T- ]3 Q3 Z* ?2 e1 W6 MOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 4 a. N# J! S' |/ W1 w) s
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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