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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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( w2 c/ v- a$ I( s+ o* W$ j, ?9 dGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
( D) J7 [5 _8 |: j" {- w; ^Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
* A( T. `! }3 {5 P8 {9 hGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
B/ {6 L* j- y! g' }( r2 HCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
! N1 \. {8 @' I- iGeorge: That's what I want to know. 5 l9 K" t# Z* `8 L) b
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
0 D. @& W9 V$ M, rGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
/ l# n. O3 A7 y2 H5 |Condi: Yes. 3 F& r6 ]& E5 V3 O" l+ b
George: I mean the fellow's name. + o9 ]1 W. G& \7 K# j( P9 H9 j1 L3 D! _" J
Condi: Hu.
. ~" e& v$ @7 I6 G5 k- u) Z, qGeorge: The guy in China.
! S" Y3 G% N, P/ h3 oCondi: Hu.
, G6 m. V4 _3 F8 @# p/ @& bGeorge: The new leader of China.
# s9 B6 X, w6 I. R+ Z! ~Condi: Hu. 0 ^. K' }% R- j8 B* \ `# m
George: The Chinaman! . I v8 U6 I! {' Z/ Z
Condi: Hu is leading China. 3 p! v! U: v' k) X
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
1 J5 h- F- a5 v# p9 a1 c$ h7 MCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. " }8 F4 U2 f0 {$ @# t( c
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 2 w* L* T* o. b$ _# v3 F
Condi: That's the man's name.
+ b- v% @* D, LGeorge: That's who's name? 7 ^- p; U. F' b$ \, w+ W2 F" o
Condi: Yes. 3 T4 Q" V2 V7 m) U1 L* N( s" X
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? , B; l u, x6 v% }9 \6 ^$ M4 Q
Condi: Yes, sir. 7 {6 o9 ~' z; m9 g$ B% N
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. . i& P. @/ H' c0 V/ H
Condi: That's correct.
( q$ Z* V, y1 dGeorge: Then who is in China?
! @+ z7 ?# ^) U2 ~2 p Y- L. ?Condi: Yes, sir. $ ]4 |# o' |' T* M) b* s
George: Yassir is in China?
3 {" Q7 R. a& d% I) h3 ^Condi: No, sir. j! o. h/ d/ S9 h- S9 E6 n) F8 p) u
George: Then who is? % p. c: U9 }$ s* J F* W* W, o& M% K
Condi: Yes, sir. 4 p/ B8 A/ D1 A3 p* y
George: Yassir?
. x9 F9 G" x: I3 ICondi: No, sir. 6 N4 h" Q7 \' s+ g! s% F" u
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. " e b( {# _7 A" ?9 y' o
Condi: Kofi?
: \; W3 N/ D, v$ M% w& V) i" `George: No, thanks.
* w, u( u1 X+ ?Condi: You want Kofi? 6 b( A/ N) k2 _
George: No.
1 l# w* ]& P( R' X# M% bCondi: You don't want Kofi. & ?1 p" I: r8 d* I) c, m' @3 K U
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
! l- ]+ s& k3 ~# tCondi: Yes, sir. & H) u5 e6 s; ^% c6 m
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. }$ v5 Y4 }9 }
Condi: Kofi? $ G# U) L5 ^/ H* g2 w0 Q
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
$ [' @4 f# C. \3 ACondi: And call who? % ^, @0 M( Z; m. `* ~
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
6 f2 N4 f) u+ c) z/ Z" k4 ~4 BCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
& t: R9 n0 }+ b* M3 f" F& ?" FGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! 8 |; x1 H% |9 h& k4 ^3 ^
Condi: Yes, sir.
' t) m; i* x6 I' `0 _George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
) b1 X) M+ h# _7 g/ d# B* gCondi: Kofi.
3 ~: O& K% m! z; j- wGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 6 k+ ?0 [9 t3 n Z/ o! C, I
(Condi picks up the phone.)
) A" }0 C* L( L- W ^$ l {! vCondi: Rice, here. ! ^- n( ~" h0 | O, U R- E
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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