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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:& a7 h" Z2 v- i2 W
; q7 y$ K) I: N% Y' ^( f1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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. V" m# u4 R8 y7 D3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.0 |; M; ]2 _; R
( U) M n" E7 m( s! b* r7 O4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.5 d# P8 n" z2 R' p
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.$ U/ f7 ]# u: r5 R6 r
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.9 P! E3 `7 _$ S5 [# m4 q. u
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
9 p! |- p2 T! l7 t7 `! {6 ['Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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/ z# ?- E" X# b- @: d% M9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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' |; R/ l8 q) [10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.( q+ I' Q" {0 D, Y, ]9 ?
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.' O$ l, u4 B& _: o6 n f4 d
7 G" n7 \- B0 \! Q/ Q) B8 \12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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1 O/ j2 o+ A/ U" x14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!% o2 X" e! l" y0 j5 r1 _2 Y& J
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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