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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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# ?2 H' y$ [3 r( y0 y- ZTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
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She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
1 r2 { s# ?: OCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.& Y2 @0 {# d" K5 c
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
8 ~1 L; y6 q8 GWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.+ N! r! P# e; D3 X3 ^5 C
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,& D, s: M2 L! @/ u1 m' g& ]
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
, V9 r- y, x7 i7 t4 eFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
; b$ Y; r5 o( X# v3 s: @Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.! ~5 L- h; u0 ?, ^4 Z- _: [
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
$ o* O6 _/ ~2 I" K- BWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.8 r& J- E$ h6 h3 c0 r+ Y* O
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',8 }, c5 Z8 w2 P/ ~
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .8 N4 j) }" w& X7 P1 \/ t* Z0 _
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,4 a( }) I6 G8 l8 ^
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."' n' T: ]: Y: f$ B, ^
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,/ O/ k& x& ^, O& z6 |2 Q8 R. {# O- Y
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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