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Husband of the year# l) m3 j9 u4 t& {5 w" r
awards
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$ F0 `" U- p: jThe United Kingdom X$ d& f0 j) U8 M
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followed closely by...
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The United States of America
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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Greece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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5 i& ?) [ a( k# {5 A5 mwas awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.3 n; b9 U! i! x: r. h, w* p
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
) b: h5 Z% i f/ v6 w2 Aholding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it; ( C7 I1 h- b4 @' v7 o! ]* d0 T
Mrs. has Mr. in it; , E; E) z8 p( c# }0 l3 U; L4 Y1 _8 z
Female has Male in it;
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; I- T. f2 k4 d5 F& {Madam has Adam in it; + R# Z: p, |4 j7 v3 }" V3 J. c" b
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 6 t5 _7 q' B2 Q4 `+ D% {5 J& C$ K
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?
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MENtal illness
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MENstrual cramps
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MENopause
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0 Q0 T r+ B. k) B4 G" aWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. ) F* q1 g+ c+ @3 l
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
: }' c2 a/ G0 v9 B2 dGrow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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