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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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* ?5 J+ c3 B" s"Mary... Mary...."
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# |) F0 o) l1 z"Is that you Fred?" " V+ D6 a" P N
, T0 O4 n! m) y2 f2 g+ r. ^* R"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 4 g; C0 y8 n: W8 X' Y7 j
' \# [5 ~. \# R% l, l5 I1 ~"What is it like?"
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" ]5 ~+ I. r5 h5 v) K"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." " c7 I; m% s x0 l
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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