 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。7 s' L6 L2 K! p* I5 i
3 b. q( E% `& P1 q4 a/ k2 fhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece* j% ]" h" I3 z$ }( U; n5 W. x
& Z# W$ W$ E) Z1 L- V
A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ' o" i d( ] A
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. , I; b) ~ ?: [! u6 o+ h a0 ^
; }( i# u& |& s$ d
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. ; i/ e0 y# g! {8 R& o- W7 k- L
4 m, {0 x4 }1 I& hThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
3 N0 t; B% `" J
9 D. ^, k/ a9 D' C: B8 [+ f7 OThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
8 Y/ _" I: c y, f; Y! u c1 R , B9 A# r& w- i0 H
Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. ) L* Q8 S& n) K+ V8 d1 D5 p
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
. s1 z+ V/ s2 ?; p1 e- mA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
3 `5 V& v7 K* k6 [
& w1 v2 c" i# `2 D% {0 l" P"But it's not for me to question his story.
, g$ r, T0 T% E& G! ]; v
( r: j: @2 \9 j- ~; B0 b, Q, \( @1 M3 `" G"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
. Q" R1 Z% T; u9 f* A+ q
. [! {& k( G& ~! b: RShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
9 f' q" K& a7 N. ~: q$ R6 }) ?5 I ( R# X7 P( P4 x( W
Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
1 u% y' L8 G. a7 \. y * I( ~$ R) ]/ e$ n% j4 K+ \* p
3 W- K8 N, O1 L" A& |# ^. E"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
) D7 L' i* t$ q5 s : k6 i2 ~$ U4 h, J/ H7 i* z* f
"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
2 k4 x1 ^ _% y) r, b6 W 0 Z' A! s* O* S: G& _
Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
0 }/ N1 j/ G* J4 S) c- F
' E) v! `$ z+ E, r8 K/ GA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 1 L9 f9 x7 a+ F: l7 I9 v& s
! ]# L( r/ Q o1 t, n) y& r. _
"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2010-12-10 09:45
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
楼主
