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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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% [4 |1 B2 s4 t IAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.- I' w4 E/ u6 X( a' t' Y4 K
* \) N# A' }7 X; dThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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( ]$ z: x6 f( R# M, |7 `$ Q4 wThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.5 q. o# `5 O4 H# m4 f" l
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
7 b9 C6 [( A2 w, c1 p% r; C+ V, HEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more./ K f: ]( G9 M; ]; j
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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: {$ x) g" K9 GThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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