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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.; d' q2 q0 s# Y' f) ?
) z! z, ?) D! f/ U$ k8 R2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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' G w4 r$ H) P) {3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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* O) V) W2 y+ ]0 G& T ]4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.& {0 k: n7 A2 p, c6 I9 |; }
' t6 d% D1 s2 g( ~5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.) g) S: b! E# `% ], x) ^. m6 k
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.+ I! _& @1 g! H# e
3 i/ k3 m8 n& S5 O8 h7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.3 B c* r$ l1 W, |; z
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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M( T! W& O/ X+ I1 t. C2 s% ^9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)8 ~8 G! }4 u% B
8 b) f; H/ i8 s/ m: e o11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.2 [3 G& q1 }. I' Z) O
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.( O; y& |, Y* i/ r7 {7 m1 _
/ X2 T& D) Y! o6 _5 ]3 V2 t13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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. N. S M! x( f" ^14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.4 a# ?- C" Y2 b; E% a+ w3 u
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.) K# ]4 k1 h, _8 s) ^2 C6 L
. _8 q; y( B8 ?16.) You take naps., {" f6 a- G2 A7 o# I8 X# _
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.6 d3 v- n( h d, R0 ]8 f
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.9 e) O; B& E# J+ P6 f
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.# k3 C4 g6 \0 j7 W2 e3 @+ |
3 ]- Q9 l, z' W" I4 m5 W20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.( I" [% K3 n* z4 r5 t
* {' y! Q& v7 c21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' T& O: `: u2 i, Y
' w5 a8 I: w1 C) y) `22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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