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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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  Y# V& H( v* M- o; ?5 M1 e/ SSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
) y. E' p5 l$ ]' e/ |! M' v, V& WSnape: Who is it?
5 i/ I! y; G  n  I  {, zVoldemort: You-know-who!
' K8 E  d  W) S# \( ^  dSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
7 Q, H  ?! q# j+ M5 M+ P/ nVoldemort: You-know-who! 6 l% z1 Y8 x* h
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
) j5 D8 ^1 e( v) j4 K: p7 T( JVoldemort: The dark Lord!
3 \1 w& w4 T& V+ Z' @( TSnape: Sauron??? * A. A( |0 ?4 D# u- r8 E
Voldemort: The other one... & u2 J+ C: {1 e- k+ F+ G
Snape: Darth Vader???
/ |9 [* X8 r5 v2 h; V/ _8 M) oVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ' _; e+ {. `! p) T* c
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
6 ~0 \' P- v" b( T7 BSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
7 ]. }& ~# ?+ W$ t5 f# }Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
1 v6 p0 G# s! g$ K$ o$ uSnape: So Harry is my brother? 8 K; g3 _: a8 b/ r! y, L3 W4 f9 t
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 1 ~! k# s' Z% N+ S) r
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 0 w; K0 k+ i" e# H  f
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
3 ?  ]# T2 p0 D  T. y" NSnape: Okay, no problem!' [+ _' R' e/ b- X

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Severus: What's that? 5 y1 }, h: X  O$ M3 Y$ r0 M
Harry: Your cauldron.
$ W; I% l1 ^, ^- z! L. M! l1 GSeverus: What's a cauldron? 8 c  I) h) F3 }$ j; I
Harry: Dunno.
% E* {% I2 ^3 Q* f% BSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
4 W( F* {( {7 ^+ @* T8 }Harry: Yeah.
! O( ]8 a- T3 F( XSeverus: You first. 3 a( y/ a; d6 J2 q4 S5 n
Harry: It's delicious.
' Z/ y% h7 g' I8 K. c% P0 O/ ZSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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