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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:! j+ K" [8 A O d* W1 ]" Z
. G9 w/ o$ @1 q( I: M2 jAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.. ?% a9 ]& \, e
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人: S/ m8 d8 D* j) |8 m8 f
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Here are just a few reasons why:
8 x/ K1 X! W! d1 f為什麼呢?
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6 r5 @+ N+ r: D8 {3 EA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
8 k$ H* ~! N+ K+ a% y$ L2 m40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:3 T4 o* M7 P9 i* p, C
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"What are you thinking?6 j& g1 X0 R. U* L/ B
你在想什麼?0 N) q, w, m' l! K" d
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She doesn't care what you think.* B# C/ ]: e* o, K
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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- `9 j: Z+ ]# z( d- J7 ~% uIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
3 ~0 |# |! B$ }5 Z$ y6 R40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽. H/ E5 O% L3 i4 x# M1 a- a
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.1 Q# K2 R) l/ E
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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% b% M3 s# L1 M4 B- GShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
; z0 Q1 o0 G% f* K她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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: s7 E# J) ~9 q" U1 H( J/ AWomen over 40 are dignified.: A$ t7 W0 f* {: |6 r
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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/ ^7 {5 s% U0 M% NThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
; a3 q& `# W( p. Z不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡( J M0 m% A8 P$ L/ z3 V% Y
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
3 f# c9 p! f2 A) w當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.! n2 M* l: [7 K% \7 Q( [5 e
一槍把你給斃了。4 X) w! R4 [/ z" v) x( {" I
) i; S& _+ V V2 @6 r, |Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
; v! L# m; f6 m* j2 p/ ^熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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' Y, F9 A0 ], n1 l/ ]1 qThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.7 @ H+ x4 P4 B' s7 `) X
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.$ h$ A) _% q' T) j
女人越老越通靈 ^ y+ x8 y# J9 ^/ G: G T& |
+ U9 ~; q( h; E4 R# }/ u3 ZYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
; C. Q8 s1 S5 f# d- v; U( s' O% T7 W, i你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
6 b' T- q/ r. X% ]" _40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感) w' d7 w. ?9 |. e1 {: Y
7 } [3 ~; o* O& h* E) OOlder women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.6 I2 A! F6 e# j2 P
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋) _6 ` |5 Q" z$ o8 n
) f' P6 o, j/ CYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.6 s9 s) n# c6 p+ w6 }# l) _9 Z# ?
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意# W) }- B% c% l/ w# {
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
5 q8 B1 }/ O1 t5 I0 P! n40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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6 [% @: c6 q5 |; ^Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
: L6 g" o2 @1 H$ l( ~40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,! E+ q7 y+ P& D- U/ X2 {
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人0 m3 o) Q% ~) r. b" k1 U
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants+ p: _7 ]( }4 z
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男1 f# |9 r Q f
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize.( ~: Z' a9 W* ?7 B
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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- }$ O6 F6 R( LFor all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?6 k4 k$ V a s' v" R7 e. x$ ~
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.' o2 |% e3 J. @3 r! z4 Z g* z
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了: K, Q$ [$ v3 ~7 Q$ @* I1 {& a5 s
$ ~) M# G# N0 x; {+ NNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
3 c1 p/ u0 j9 O- f- J) o今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. M! c0 T% l4 E( p% l
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage2 e0 I$ F5 \/ G% B% D
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
