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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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* }, q8 ]8 B0 j' FA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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! U) L! e% F6 u' | Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' / v: K' h7 a# b5 m/ ^
2 X3 c. R/ [2 D8 W- q Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 4 ]& m4 h" N( T
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; D8 U' g& z* Y) o+ R! f+ u She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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+ ]6 e1 \! y- n- a" a, r8 Z He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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" s5 p$ e1 P4 u: K Her and says,
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3 I; `' J8 G* ^: X/ p 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 2 g8 N# W( Z" E0 W* i9 N) o
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4 T8 t4 S4 \4 @ He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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: S! g" F; e7 j5 f ?: f Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, # [8 B6 n I, R$ T
. X; @( U8 @, @/ X- ? 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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