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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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% x$ h# i5 c3 }The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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+ a5 f- U% P8 S/ x" VOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
4 Q3 [* A, b' v5 O$ ysaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
' R2 O4 W7 y- v. | d: edancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
' A: T4 Q! n+ thad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't% c& a1 K2 z0 g5 C8 }( r
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
0 F# x3 D; ~2 E [; [all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
/ L2 F: [- S% R, D0 Tsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
/ X7 Y E1 \; c! ?- xhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
$ J, N/ b8 J! Ksweat pants and was pleasant all the time.9 k6 B3 X) c% X6 i
* {! K3 t0 [- I( e* fNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!% h6 D. ~0 z/ Q; D. R
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