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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash" y1 Q! t0 R. r: t) k$ a I1 T( I
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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4 L/ S9 F# e; R; zThe Man Song
# b. j, x7 @" u# o% x' O by Sean Morey
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_1 \% O4 o: G4 K$ r( U- Z9 lI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
5 X) ?5 } t7 ^I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
: L$ L. M& f! [# S/ A'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".- k, U: b v: N) J: ^
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.5 R1 l. f4 }/ r1 y3 g2 y1 @* I/ c/ z
" n+ w4 a3 A$ B8 U1 ^What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.3 m9 ]( S+ m: {
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
" r' \2 t2 w- ?& c3 i& d9 I0 N8 T9 d0 b0 \The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.7 a9 ^# y/ R( F; t F7 F; ]
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.# @5 s. h( U6 f
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
- {7 M z: ~, F; m/ Y! V0 E'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
0 P/ C: z3 N3 z' `$ ]And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry., Z0 M5 f' s Z2 U) |
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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% I5 c6 s: r2 o& c( ~And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
1 c; K3 c( g/ e/ s1 bAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.& m: H7 F' t7 g
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.: ?: o3 @9 y* S `& H, q3 k, Y; u
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ; p- E3 ~) R( }! ]
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