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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :- O0 {5 ~+ X# k0 b; }) ^# T
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,5 _/ t' T, g( U1 k! r
Harold is his name.! G# j5 z, ?6 w
Amen."( O0 W9 J' l" H; C6 f
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A little boy was overheard praying:! v. D: n2 U9 i$ P: A
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,4 N( q3 M; @$ n+ L* A$ U
don't worry about it.
+ E4 R. \' Z& t ~: e" z- F# WI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother. F7 i. G/ K7 m1 E9 G
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home- `, P g* U1 T: N+ z3 u# {
in the back seat of the car. His father asked/ ^* {! I' F$ Y3 @
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the, s k" p! X k5 {6 r5 {; F
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted' i, M' `. ]& W6 b% ]9 ^
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted- F; g7 n3 A" C/ M. ~7 V H
to stay with you guys."0 ?) U: h( |& T/ o) R
1 N5 Y0 a3 V; [% MOne particular four-year-old prayed,' u9 Z. N4 s& z2 H
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
: d7 ^) j1 A: G4 w# R$ g" y: ?we forgive those who put trash in our( T9 j# H/ A$ b, I& g8 P
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
; A2 Z* f0 s8 M- vchildren as they were on the way to
`3 q4 r( ?0 M% _- zChurch service, "and why is it necessary; ?4 | M/ U' W# S0 t# Y
to be quiet in Church?"
2 I' R4 M+ H9 Z& b9 S- jOne bright little girl replied,9 a5 g, \( i7 R4 V
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
& G- I& X; I1 k, c. w% gher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.# b0 A$ }. C4 M9 U9 I) K9 W' `9 S
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a+ X0 b; t9 V# G8 P M
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He m4 t, W2 ? A
would say, 'Let my brother have the
* V5 ^: f( E0 V6 f7 h4 nfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
* N+ R5 n+ K" aKevin turned to his younger brother and( A+ A7 L/ R7 c, V; @9 P
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"' c1 Q# B+ {, r8 [+ v7 D/ D
2 S$ J1 }, G v/ G' iA father was at the beach with his children. k7 h9 s. P) g# M% \! H* {' k6 Y+ f
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,4 v+ X0 |0 C) w9 u% @
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
5 x# V' M5 h/ Y8 I) D w# |where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 k$ u' _/ l% [& f( W"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
) h; R& c b( @5 B$ h/ K"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
4 F( d) {' L0 A- ?# lThe boy thought a moment and then said,! Z8 l& v+ B- Y2 @, j
"Did God throw him back down?"
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8 a2 z- X; U j% F. GA wife invited some people to dinner.
P: {+ {# }: |! q7 @* o' YAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old( z. B9 h& L, k! F
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the, H9 Q& K5 n7 h& X' R4 d/ Z
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
% `$ S& z/ ?5 W+ Y5 ogirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.") i( b. V& W+ q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
( Y( W. p! n+ H# xand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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3 ]* m, p |* Z* ^Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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