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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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( A) Z5 h% h1 K: d3 T, M2 rWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
2 z6 [" u" Y; t) j4 [1 PPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
/ h3 |& _; g; H) yweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &" ?9 w8 I) |1 U- q' o0 f' R
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue/ f% h2 L7 {( x0 ^" E
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did3 {# g5 z5 b S4 g1 O+ D2 W, }
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.7 T, ?2 d. V1 e( D) a/ I
1 e1 N# N# X8 M6 T: \The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?* S% L Z- L+ e3 D& e4 A
" ~( O9 I9 L ?( AHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
# ~+ W2 [1 S6 y1 K' Z: i# F$ S, h. }didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'( ^& N. y" i# r+ X4 n
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* {- ^2 }% L) w9 A, {2 PThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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