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If your father is a poor man,, F, t1 B6 e- y/ X" i1 p* J
it is your fate but,; A( p1 K/ Y t. M! F9 c
if your father-in-law is a poor man,+ C( d1 g$ f( u
it's your stupidity.
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; P7 a# p& |; f) u& y" NI was born intelligent -5 m2 z! c# w# ~, U8 ?# L
education ruined me.# u4 i' k/ B4 n* A5 _% A1 Z, ^
) I! x$ v5 ~2 b0 ], p: oPractice makes perfect....
7 V0 H" b# a3 H) KBut nobody's perfect......$ K# k8 \& @6 i8 N" O+ k
so why practice?+ m. X+ ]/ A, T7 q0 C* V4 n# w0 s
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
' B7 }# d' k0 ]! H& Sthen what exactly are the others here for?
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6 n2 Z1 m, i1 F' j+ g% VSince light travels faster than sound,
9 K% X# i8 _3 O5 c7 a/ jpeople appear bright until you hear them speak. i% q1 ?( @$ `! e" }" y. ^
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.; c- d& e6 o9 L) n& n0 P! H1 s/ H1 h
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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) L3 |, g5 J8 K, @One should love animals.4 b3 d( G2 U5 P1 q. G
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman l' q* Y, W/ G/ B, {
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
. [0 Z: |& i/ F( X0 e1 TAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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' i" x! n) T2 m( [* M' s+ p9 p, UThe wise never marry.
& s% k; R2 w& I: P/ X( |- H# T" x8 Fand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.1 I. W& v& A& R) Z% g, h, |
It brings so many relatives.3 q. u+ i. F+ }8 O6 @
% F. a, Y3 p6 N* ]" v) }Never put off the work till tomorrow1 p3 C8 K4 ~ D, w. H+ ?
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams" ]5 q7 J* T; `! m* y! U$ Y0 E
So go to sleep0 P N+ d* m5 E3 l( {. i( `$ M
M3 z6 J2 N7 d. e+ e uThere should be a better way to start a day% _7 t3 Q! M2 z4 i$ k/ y& } ]
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"# W& H% i+ J [/ \
But why take the risk3 C0 v0 d% y, r b7 t
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"Work fascinates me"
* H- U# S) T+ {I can look at it for hours* d' V5 x7 s2 Y
# b) ]3 u( Y# G7 KGod made relatives;5 w& G" H; N1 M5 l7 Z$ ~$ r
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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9 @' [. E" `/ q8 d' v3 c' SThe more you learn, the more you know,* X9 X3 D3 s2 |* e x
The more you know, the more you forget1 M6 ^, O/ {+ i: _6 w3 g% G9 a
The more you forget, the less you know6 a( [6 @" q; {' {
So.. why learn.- _) t- c# b. H/ ~* A( g
' Q- i D/ l* t5 qA bus station is where a bus stops.; M8 h" W: O, O0 w% e+ O+ t
A train station is where a train stops.
5 K% F8 N6 [, d" m7 yOn my desk, I have a work station....- O; f( ?" e! D6 C* o& w7 v
what more can I say........
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