The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
1 ]" }- V) M' H  t4 P% R1 w: e! hUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
3 S; }2 {+ \3 {* Y7 }) p7 x- |When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
; Z# m# I4 q4 fBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
; f. W: ]# c# e! {with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
; F. y5 N9 s( T" _+ Q' PHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
. b; T) Q  R" |about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
1 c0 A0 g, T# G) P8 n9 rLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
( }, x+ G- s/ ]% c% L8 r3 QWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
* h2 M4 a6 D. K& I/ b- D3 x0 W6 sbaby.'
# S% G! m+ i# e! _+ Y' t: @$ [) QThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
( ~8 d7 Z' O+ ]4 t, OJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
7 D; O7 v: J/ Q$ Q3 tlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
$ O) V4 V9 W% @! W+ M- N# K( _he see?'
$ e5 T# v' D  y- f5 C'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'
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5 q" j; T# ^; y8 \'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
+ e2 V1 k8 r  M( @. Y1 @needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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