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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.: }! B, U1 C/ e: h1 h
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .6 [ v# X ^) M! h
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5 h# W8 y) v1 s+ H& r "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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9 ?5 ?* A8 V$ Y" q" |, H4 E0 w I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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: P; B' A' @- i T& ] A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.3 x. j; E+ W- ^ R1 `3 k
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7 [ I- ]% U0 M$ { THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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7 L P# N: U9 E WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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0 _6 r# v3 _% p" P- T1 ]! J9 R3 a, M% \ "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."2 x2 P! a1 E1 y! |8 J; K7 Z- x
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2 J C% D- j3 ~0 X2 e THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS! @3 ?: N) n6 x/ l Q# I$ `, _
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IMPRESSIVE..5 A! J5 }3 S& R: F5 g) ^+ X! s* e
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR, q3 \8 V7 R1 S1 Q; q
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.- G3 g D, D* N/ M( \+ h
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A- x2 [) f& ]. v$ ]
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