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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Believe it or not.
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Woman has
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Mrs. has
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Female has
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Male
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She has
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Madam has
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Adam in it;   w- K, Q; F: _
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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legs of a woman.... 4 g* |! ~! ?) \  ]9 W
Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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' |9 b+ E4 e2 e8 S& |8 oOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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' m3 F! J7 O5 f, x1 tI never looked at it this way before:

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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with$ ^* F4 {5 ~4 {5 o- i
MEN?  
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9 ^. R4 Z9 c+ s. q( Z6 Q; ^/ zMEN tal illness+ ]& M8 S) W8 V+ F) R5 d0 X7 l
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MEN strual cramps) ~# Y% @+ Y( U" ^/ m& F  B6 }8 [* Y

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GUY necologist
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: ?: M: k3 `8 c3 n6 oWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a
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terectomy.. }2 i& [1 I- m6 X, m9 o

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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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interesting~~~~
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funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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