 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- }0 Q) ]! E4 l
# ^- G5 I& [ p! u+ ?" x1 a. `ACURA:
- B. P, y& l8 p. E4 AAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
* R& `) _/ G7 }' WAsia's Curse Upon Rural America - Q; v: s& v, B9 m
) W1 H- [1 d4 y# J$ s( t
5 q3 o, E- J1 f5 `' H
AMC:
; x6 M8 a/ `! q; C5 dAll Makes Combined # P7 i6 F2 x' u! u" ]
A Major Cost
+ B' d, q: i; v, A; d; PA Mutated Car # ^4 [8 C1 z) H9 D7 q T
A Morons Car
) a. T. y5 ]5 A; OAnother Major Catastrophe
3 {4 n% ]4 ~4 ~A Man's Car
: L2 f* x. c; vA Miss Conception
% m0 X* ` C; I) x) u7 {All Muscle Car
$ [) a; U$ [/ v( @, e3 pAll Most Car
- {+ ]4 H: K% { ]Annoying Mechanics Constantly ' H* g! f5 z' [$ N: F* ]
Automotive Mental Cruelty
) S5 g7 z, W, @2 t2 C4 O' Y6 H5 n/ K B; k
# B* j, t4 M4 `, U' {
AUDI:
9 ^8 `- U. N5 n- Y8 G4 q) AAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
4 n6 S4 P7 h* y( }9 E$ N, J8 ~, aAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 0 S) P( h- `, ~+ S5 z: m
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
/ a1 a# w# J) i# t8 ?7 d) j/ m8 J7 h# ]& dAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention ) a2 S( |+ y. ]* ` Q& R! } p
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
# P7 j1 M! d9 T6 l3 Q, H3 y0 aAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. K" b1 e+ L5 q; h# l
All Unnecessary Devices Installed ' B( |, d6 l! n
. }9 h- R- b4 X1 _# [
5 V$ w- }8 ?6 ]9 X# C1 rBMW:
3 ^' E4 K! I N0 dBig Money Works , p6 [4 j2 B6 A: Y' I4 ?. H4 V
Bought My Wife
/ X% G; a2 t. ^- O& X" g. D8 VBrutal Money Waster
' A- J9 B. s. H5 p1 sBreak My Window
2 q/ T$ W4 N& m9 R& d4 I4 `6 OBreak My Windshield + @2 Z! C7 A( r; ]' H9 Z1 O2 Y5 B4 C
Babbling Mechanical Wench : M# P; r9 v9 m8 \! w
Beastly Monstrous Wonder % l l" ~" f2 l, ?/ L! r$ _
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
9 p6 q w4 o$ ]5 ^9 I+ {4 eBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 7 z# m0 K. F7 j6 q; c- R- g
Barely Moving Wreck . }* l$ h) B2 `" G) }( x
Big Money Waste " o- w5 Y7 ~- ^- j" O
Big Money. Why? % G% F* Q e. @4 l7 ~' j' l
Big Money Works
7 D% S3 C4 h2 l4 FBorn Moderately Wealthy 4 q5 {' K8 }( r2 h" Y# l2 ~7 x
Breaks Most Wrenches
3 r3 L2 |7 B. K1 o4 RBring Many Wrenches
/ x1 c) X l3 `. H# \7 |" r/ }Brings Me Women - V: ?7 u- E6 d2 z: v7 F
Brings More Women ! ^, I5 N6 T- Q5 s
Broken Money Waster
9 `3 z2 O9 V3 z; r. D, kBroke My Wallet : n2 Q. {- `0 p4 [6 I
Broken Monstrous Wonder 9 l6 ^7 M6 G4 h2 W5 ^3 M5 A
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
+ q9 W& i5 N! d' \; B7 UBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
: y. K. W" d" yBavarian Manure Wagon
5 R9 _: A, M9 L2 V0 D! t: \! Q
) S/ f$ o. t, C* w2 v. {3 A+ Y9 p: K0 f, x$ ?
BUICK:
$ n4 a, Y& }1 r* OBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer " F! `# `7 T: n
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
8 t. ]4 V# |. @' B/ {; Y$ O- T, J: _
/ x9 z8 J$ O0 ]2 N6 w( n
Camaro:
* z( K4 G; u) y4 VCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
6 W- X0 ~+ R( A3 d5 fCan't America Make A Real One? 3 c" J; a( d, a- {2 a1 w. l+ ?
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often % W2 Q" p m, j9 v0 R: `( C0 `
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often ) ` f, X3 h* z0 @+ ]
; L5 Y6 F; K, }) s8 p0 T9 L9 M
9 B4 C* G5 G/ D$ q. I0 ^CHEVROLET: , q; m, d( o: e1 J0 h* Z
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 4 h$ G* V) E! z) d8 y9 c
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time + ]0 R j9 |6 i
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
( ^% t) Q2 f5 C! p& L- vConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 4 X5 `, O. w2 ] J) s V
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
0 U+ O5 }/ {* J. y, v
' S0 P5 ?5 I0 ^: Q$ ^+ O* x8 l
( r' ?: @. T: v1 sDODGE:
6 J- T; O6 s) n* |9 jDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere $ G' P( R( t! k( [5 C. ?$ z" U
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
9 u n; e# d9 ]4 [ wDead Old Dog Going East & x; @. B' K8 u8 p
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
; L5 o5 O. J' |Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 2 X( G [: f( o# q, H
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 8 x' N) z B( Z* ]6 d0 d/ @% D
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter ! R+ B$ ]! a7 R+ R3 @+ G L3 i. e
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
5 x: T- i2 w" n; Z5 Y. LDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
$ @7 n g2 O3 W& s0 z; v: x5 A% o9 A, T. U
+ Y0 [1 i' q( s9 v2 c8 vEDSEL: " k9 ^; s' c" E: L
Every Day Something Else Leaks . G' u+ a {7 W; u
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs f3 }3 q' X7 M! o2 |8 l @
% F7 n6 Y5 c) b: g9 u6 T8 CFIAT: - [/ z4 N- i. S! H: p( E/ K; X, N9 _
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 2 E* o7 K4 x. B
Fix It Again, Tony
. g/ K) f' Z9 j% n4 pFix It All the Time t6 H+ o; O; l
Found In A Toilet
5 p6 W% q. p' h& o+ R/ WFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation ) l% V5 ^- j. s4 m
( h1 v7 d4 }3 i# s0 V
FORD:
2 Y; O% v& m+ _5 x' sFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
0 B$ @+ L7 y$ JFix Or Repair Daily
7 S, r3 r' H1 K4 Z8 {( S. A! sFound On Road Dead
$ t) A C4 L6 p+ E* n: J. XFast Only Rolling Downhill 0 D2 D6 i9 K# Q
First On Race Day & p& S1 X9 X$ D. Z) b: G
First On Recall Day
* X6 _ g* A- |, n5 H3 r& y# ?: FFabricated Of Refried Dung
$ Y( F/ m n- ]& F4 s- iFails On Rainy Days
, w2 A, W. q' U4 O* ~ \Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream . ^' }, F) l3 y! h) E
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver / I5 n, H6 ^# f4 t, O! J
Fault Of R&D
: B6 m$ S$ d2 L; s4 G+ ?Finally Obsolete Racing Device ! F/ K! {8 H5 ]5 S
Fireball On Rear Denting 7 h; B. y$ d" J( j) m8 x- K
First On Road to Dump " t, v/ F4 X* s
First On Rust and Deterioration
& Q% w8 [: O0 s) JFix Or Recycle Dilemma
; m& ^) O8 X+ k6 _/ kFlipping Over Results in Death ' N% J" ~' B7 z$ z
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
( F1 e# e' ]8 p1 q# DFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
; A0 O4 o# b5 O9 O+ VFoot On Road Decelerates 4 T" x5 k5 W3 o% m# a2 u
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
; e1 z! O7 {# c4 g2 I( sFormed Of Rejected DNA
( N% _7 R1 o2 H8 [) S/ c' pForwarded Once; Return Denied
; D9 v/ t* s+ x9 U) V( `Forward Only; Reverse Defective 8 b, x( b! ^0 E/ P0 R
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 7 n3 P' q6 k6 L
Fork Over Repair Dough
7 i: N" }1 [' `& yFouled Out Re-done Dodge
* |3 c9 p4 R9 _3 Z1 [) M: \Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 7 o: O" b& v/ A* i+ ~7 l
Free Or Reduced Drastically % X+ p) h' ?4 X6 h2 P d
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ' n; ~8 C& |+ c8 G
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 5 a6 W/ g8 Q* Q8 T8 i
Funny Old Rattling Dump + J' Z; j; i; {
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
7 q5 L- s- V& v$ @# U) l, p0 OFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
/ _* f, y, N5 d, DFound Out-Right Dangerous
( ], Q5 S2 g2 z: m0 aFuture Of Racings Delight 4 ]; P d7 V1 g$ l8 m$ r
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
; x8 `# b6 F' [(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
* H n! _0 L/ A5 M3 \8 U6 vLTD: 5 Z4 p/ p% {8 C4 k& D
Lacks Total Dependability 4 n$ y% Y9 @3 p3 Y& L; t4 T
Lots To Do ) d, y1 ?+ ?( S1 n; ^7 T' ]
Looses Transmissions Daily
0 p8 O* G3 n: ?1 B
) D& s6 z8 H* n, P8 {5 \# W* {GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
G- V0 v5 E# @8 d$ h* y7 b' `- [& _$ Q$ M& K2 {( \) e2 x+ J" U
GM:
) M% n# ]) I% EGeneral Maintenance
0 _5 _4 e1 \! ]Great Mistake & O% B! `0 u; ] [& h ~
Garbage Motors ! Y9 W1 ?4 a+ e) N
Generally Miserable , N7 R: e; @0 e- B9 g& v
Grossly Misconceived
* e. _1 m3 A R( h4 ] g# vGluteus Maximus
! ~# [2 ?; V' x2 @* OGood Money
( [4 l0 H, t' b2 GGoofy's Manufacturing 3 ?0 c8 P! j9 k1 S0 E
Gone Mental
6 b- H) Y0 f j" Q; h
+ k# V4 c& V2 f* N* Z2 x' \) U7 z7 Z; a& t
GMC:
3 z9 ], }. v- s, |0 bGrief & Misery Combined , L. ^6 Z; N0 t. f
Garage Man's Companion 4 o" y' w6 c3 y2 h
Gotta Mechanic Coming? " u3 y- U: q8 ]% u3 O; C8 @+ v
Generally Mediocre Cars
7 p4 R/ F" {- Z- b* d8 F6 [2 cGet More Chicks 6 F5 g% ]: q7 p' h. n! M/ ~4 z9 T
Gets Mechanics Crazy 7 T3 h$ m# }! t# d7 c
Gods Mechanical Curse
, |# z# }5 J' v: @# ^% @Got More Crap
1 v5 h8 d' `5 Y8 Z: hGreat Mountain Climber
( \, L% v5 `8 d3 f" mGreat Motor Car
5 P4 `3 Z* J* s2 DGod Made Chevy ' X8 l6 H; O1 w2 t
Good Moron Car
1 n- |+ K1 G( w" mGot Mine Cheap
/ k+ [2 W! e% `$ z# i& aGet My Checkbook $ E. D" j' Z4 ^% z! m1 H$ h
Gone Mad Corp.
8 C$ J4 R6 }5 F" _: Q& E1 G* Y4 O$ C1 E7 R
) Y+ m, ?. Q3 V! ?: E( dGTO: W# Z& H6 B+ U7 e* `8 y2 s
Gas, Tires, Oil
: L' O. {/ I$ y8 pGet Tools Out
: T3 P5 j; g& a+ Z1 [Get To Onramp ; J' ~ a' S7 O/ z1 \* r
Good To Own : H& {# N* e2 \7 B
Get The Others
$ b$ W: t5 Y: q6 LGenerally Trashed Out . T, Q$ O0 g$ Z, @$ l2 `
Good Time Out % M& n I q0 K8 a3 K( L8 |! ?
Gone To Overdrive - r) ?+ J" @( `4 m7 p
& P3 P- O* @* F
8 |- c4 r. @! p/ qHONDA:
8 E8 v! V- i% x/ ?* _Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
6 p4 C5 v; Q$ e8 ~5 D V8 uHad One Never Did Again & ?: \4 I* C* H: k
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating / V `7 k3 {2 U; N$ N3 V+ O
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
. i. s% U& D5 I ] f; gHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ) e5 ], b: w8 t5 r% {; }
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 5 D) t% b# I, K5 v3 G: k' p
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
( Q" Y. F; l& J% \. q! ^; {, CPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ! ^2 x+ Z6 @2 V# `. H" @
/ u1 T# b8 t! K$ o/ X% m
( m# a! L" Y% i0 O) A
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... $ I* {( g" ?0 U8 T3 p x
( Z L m4 U+ a* h z4 |
JEEP: % Y; o8 R) H. D2 \
Just Eats Every Part
/ ?+ Q$ W* h0 Z _7 o% \2 g6 UJust Empty Every Pocket " c% c9 m( ^1 q) J1 Y3 ^. J
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
: Z' F- K& y; U4 ]$ V9 P% VJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 3 Y; \ G4 [# }; e% W4 j5 V
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
8 b/ O2 {6 p/ c, ~0 J
% g# Y, w9 |" x* E; b) _0 B0 i
3 N1 H5 T/ N8 F4 {, K8 rKIA:
" p8 @- d$ T2 u0 M, }% `Kick It Around
$ [6 j3 N& p, L( Q) N9 gKick It Again ; m/ r* H' j- l* w
Killed In Action
! f6 x( r0 ]4 _2 s0 x3 D8 \
3 E& M b! ~* c2 L0 w8 g1 }4 q3 O. |3 Z* x9 G: g
LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
6 b" h b. c3 o6 h* q, z, R
2 Z* l4 z3 N& }& H2 mMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
; q- w/ ?' r9 ]0 i- z* Q
0 I3 `# D- d- |0 L* B2 ?MG:
7 B% l0 T/ X* I# S, J+ CMoney Guzzler
: h) j8 \# N& t- b0 aMostly Garaged
. Q9 ^5 t; B- S4 z' I/ W- rMajor Goof
6 d8 h2 r P8 Q8 WMGB: Might Go Backwards
' Q: ]+ ?2 ~/ j _4 EMGB: Might Go, But . . . 4 H5 t* V8 V, h6 m4 K
MGB: Motor Going Bad ; Z0 s8 t( ]2 U$ F- j
MGF: Might Go Forward & M* {# Z; v) K. D
% ~, U. c" _ o7 `, W( W. ^& K9 Z0 [! H/ @+ P9 l- n4 w G2 i
MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 6 c; [# L, v; K0 u1 n
* x" A y2 v8 d2 E, xMOPAR
3 }9 D- R, ^0 r8 k5 |- Q3 @Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
, K" b9 G; G, LMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously * Q( O. |+ ]+ G( w+ S; B& z# y5 N
Most Often Passed At Races 4 l2 I8 h. d. a, f5 ^1 p) m$ n& k
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
v! m* q6 K3 {) _Move Over People Are Racing P* m+ W) ]( k
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 2 _* u6 D+ B0 Q' p' }% i* \
My Old Pig Ain't Running
9 t t2 R$ ~; q, EMy Only Problems Are Repairs # C* ]6 ~4 z, x6 d# w! r
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 4 [' C" e* p1 d" M: y. G8 o
More Often Parts Are Replaced 8 ~% f1 r* l4 f/ m
/ Q# L+ k, Q% y. H9 j5 o
" c; }/ G8 h8 [5 QMUSTANG:
( g5 h$ j3 ~: d! G/ V; [Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
1 M' j8 x7 P3 sMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
4 A# l4 Q3 R" h- i8 Q: AMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
2 ?, U$ C3 Q: S; Z1 aMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO $ s& x# e. R8 j5 j: m2 |! ~& n
6 ]/ {3 S: ]$ w, g4 N9 Q
3 [4 o) Z! H& MOLDSMOBILE:
, s% r4 H* b! L3 QOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
/ w6 R. `' L. U0 dOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 2 S# o1 U# Z, x$ ~& j$ k+ e& f
' I. t; x. K' e, J
4 o5 J& i& T1 X8 {6 R6 p
PINTO:
& _" Z) _" f% m* ]7 hPut In Nickel To Operate
2 H) Y: q. [/ J: u/ M5 xPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ( _0 w+ I7 ~( [
Put In New Transmission Often ! K' \& d3 v# L7 c( p
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 5 z7 m7 b( \" o
) W2 m9 H, g2 V A' T
& z) q9 l7 R% P, Y/ }7 c2 DPONTIAC: ( ~ A( t- E5 x" v* Z
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
1 f$ u+ U- H/ f4 b: M: m4 _1 X% jPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ; b, ^' ]5 H6 _1 ]
: u0 e6 Z% W* ?: V7 p6 Q
. @) Z# h; C6 sPORSCHE: 0 t% r) {3 s' \) R+ ?, v+ c# L0 o
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 4 |- X* |2 A, h: C B8 W
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough " b9 e# ]/ O* p2 N$ z. B
4 I. Z/ I4 y4 G/ c! q
- z1 u6 _; }0 }1 s) Y/ a& Z! U8 M
SAAB:
) w8 M3 m# P% U. a; I- Q ]Send Another Automobile Back
- V5 ]; Z; _% ^) Y) j f, cSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
$ G# M5 l- Y: k7 b |$ SSad Attempt At Beauty & C; p- d) a& ~5 k) b
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
# D" X! M7 `6 c- b9 }8 c. x4 lShape Appears Ass-Backwards
; F% N2 n6 x% x) v8 v+ a' V; Y8 \7 ~& B/ c
! q- Q4 f# ?/ \. h" NSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually - i6 L3 k$ ~5 J. K- F' B m5 o3 {
, D/ a# }5 o S8 Y$ n0 t$ m$ tTOYOTA: / e& B5 j" T1 l; V
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
, s; z V6 v, g1 vTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
9 O: B4 I% A! ~' dThe One You Ought To Avoid
1 ]/ J$ b7 h5 B
7 m) M- S. J( `: x% {- i. _8 B6 k3 X
TRIUMPH:
6 h/ z3 m+ W! E5 D( ]) sThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
9 N8 X- z* j" k( Y( }, ZTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 3 k+ E" ~% ?& Z' ], ]7 T, d5 z, @
3 n- ?8 ~: l: b7 G5 T$ Q
' g$ T5 F. J. V' r! X6 K8 bTR: Tools Required : g c3 a7 l3 S# D! Z3 t9 e
/ S5 _! P4 X, O1 c I: C: S
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
1 [5 I% X( g R% ^2 h% `# y* f- z8 c1 x% j
VW:
1 G! F7 d% ~! J( Z, xVintage Wreck _2 W0 D, A; \8 o1 D+ \* D
Virtually Worthless |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-5-10 20:36
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-5-11 19:49
楼主
发表于 2008-5-12 07:24
