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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.' t/ |8 X, l, U7 K; R2 C
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'0 F$ ~( {6 `/ u. q$ K
0 X4 r; |0 U) O0 V/ `; zThe Cowboy says: f' ]& E5 [* m4 `7 s
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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1 x% y# f8 k) T4 h# Y V: TThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
# e- U- ]% O/ R6 E F- ]Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.2 w4 A" t( L1 y$ R, E! N
4 @+ |) s% w7 x1 KThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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7 R6 z8 O; c( @8 S0 ESon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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