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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .& t y9 |, T' K6 L+ V
MARIA: Here it is.
# g8 \5 h U* z+ R8 T" mTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, [$ ]% i- Q& n! k+ F6 nJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. @( ], @$ V+ o, ]# {
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5 Y) R) n- I6 t/ I7 a$ WTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'- p" M- o# f) N
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
, Z( @' c+ K: R1 V' @0 nTEACHER: No, that's wrong
7 ?- M) C) K: m) X" K8 rGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.' h4 ^. s' w' M$ f
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! i; L- K6 ~& t0 r$ m" NTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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7 P. g; p0 R8 q9 }8 u* C8 l3 b9 dTEACHER: What are you talking about?
8 f% l1 H* {- j) f- |4 vDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.+ T% K/ H$ a9 u- Z$ r) M) t
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2 J& ^; V# a7 W- m4 G; N! XTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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4 T X6 o, q3 S- Z* w* e0 aTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ J0 R9 `: P, p( J: t3 N: p* LGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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; P9 c, N7 A. O, G Y1 P8 `' @TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'1 R7 [4 L# E8 f
MILLIE: I is..
( e) k2 T5 ]/ L- d; G- f ~TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
$ }1 v8 D" O M/ KMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?' q+ J) {; W7 i" m
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?. p4 y1 F$ w; E" k' D P# S
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.$ S8 q* J' Z# Y. A3 p# H3 G( X0 Q
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ q: x3 I6 \1 R1 i2 ^8 @# yCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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9 i$ S1 d% a7 {0 B7 l4 q& }2 Z9 b* qTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( K- p" m% T( G' d2 n( E( J. y8 fHAROLD: A teacher 5 \) r8 g3 Y6 |- Y) [% B# U! ^
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