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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
8 \1 g- N4 A6 S- R4 V C4 nA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
( g9 O) ]0 k+ ]' ~ When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?- i- a9 s- Y, p( w3 J9 ^- k; [
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.8 U1 e2 v0 r6 v0 \% L* ^: ^. I
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
7 Y7 a% T8 ], z: q! V4 P, iA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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' s! I/ u" ~' D4 zQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?" a8 A* V4 l3 e: Z. ~
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem. O% v0 S* o5 B+ U/ K- Q/ G
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
# Q% K; p: W) s) K4 fA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.) ` N( k, a6 B* D1 I
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?6 O% u& g" j" C, R
A: Their foreheads.; m+ n* }# O/ \' k
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?* C: `* y1 `; o
A: "I remember these." |
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