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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.* r: x- R6 B4 M9 r& S
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. T0 J7 @! Z ]% x
0 x) S. U! C( ^2 y: v% ?4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.* X1 A1 z2 L0 z: o) w8 j
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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* Q# B! T$ A# g/ I- f7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.7 G/ c/ _) j. @% y) K
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask0 h7 @/ X: ~) d# K% M, {
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'! T4 ]; v+ b$ U8 n- a
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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3 C$ J4 u+ I' q8 _! E10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.: A$ ]+ e( c! P1 q# U
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8 h' F J1 d5 j) B0 m7 Z12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!3 z1 W0 I9 j9 Y, B1 w
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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