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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house& f$ k9 Y3 x j
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
& m- j; _/ T8 |" p- O" v* }7 l+ wShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,: u* K4 x% P# h8 b& K
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.. R3 Z5 h7 B& g# ~3 l6 {) ^
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
7 e6 @# H- V# b2 I' \; `$ @Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
( o1 Y% W8 P" t1 |3 _4 h* ZHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,, B8 B l2 f) k9 [) r+ i9 o
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.; ^) J+ K% ]6 ]5 W) l
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
2 }. ?5 i2 f& I! P% bTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
( w) w1 d+ {7 e3 G4 q0 {9 \With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex, u3 A2 q( M. \ x3 q
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts., Q4 }+ u U1 p7 y, i
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
! _* c1 B" T( w/ ]Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .) ?! ^$ f$ S7 |( V7 l `6 A
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
) y6 }% R6 W6 p. m/ `$ m9 i& Z6 D"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."7 i' Q- V- T( |' Z
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
# }( [: K; A) gHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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