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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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8 E! P2 a; H9 m0 o, Z' z5 k Q"Mary... Mary...." ! b+ A9 v! G( U. x* x( z$ b1 g
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"Is that you Fred?" ; C3 Z- H. k( [ c% z; } w2 f4 N
; [) c6 Q$ Z3 ?, R6 J"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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( v% c% M i8 M2 N"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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0 o0 ^4 M4 h, v# s6 B"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ' Y# C/ W1 l" k8 C' n S
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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