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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
- H1 I9 z& u+ p& This wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
/ M' s" G0 w: {1 B% t# E4 }" s! _0 F ?/ \decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he& j8 [+ B, ]" b, O, _: V
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
7 l2 ]! w: j; }6 Y, h3 ^! Qif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
. R9 B; K; e6 |! Z0 VI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,2 H! Z# l* D- U# L
except... ahhh... never mind."% f, C( Z) u1 f- U
; h7 a% A' [' V# s: Q "Except what?" the man asked.6 u- Z8 P+ ? D/ m; o- J
"Nothing, nothing."
) b4 I) f$ p# y "C'mon, tell me!"
& S5 Q# g% \6 X7 k5 u0 T "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
# z: k! ^' t* o1 f4 a- { "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.+ U5 v W/ K: v
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."5 t# f1 n _" z2 M' F
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, ! ]+ Q' M; v4 z: |0 X
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
: A; u# w: x' n( `. @ordinary-looking black dildo.
3 t1 w6 g. ~! G# ? T* d3 Z% m2 } The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"+ \8 p& }2 i: e% I" z4 X0 \, V3 b @
; _4 W1 K. u: p- g/ V& i, [* U The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
8 e0 T* e- u& T" ]# `0 c9 cman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
) S) W T1 Z3 B8 L VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
. C% A! |/ r+ N9 u% a* W& [screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
9 Z9 S6 d9 j9 [/ Tdeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
+ B2 I% @! u, G x5 r4 @"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to: u0 J* @5 [$ o8 c2 v
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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7 [, y ^; }/ y% t6 J- W; X "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it2 A! k, U& B- ?/ C. Q
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
! a5 p5 G; z1 E/ mit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
0 D2 {1 I! \+ L/ X" I1 O8 W: d( zshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
8 B4 S: Z7 I' t- k- G$ b* t: fsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She* z6 a- Q( L" j' K$ o0 I- c
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
, X) Z& d5 r6 F# {2 W0 Zremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
$ q; a7 z* v& ]- ]/ w"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was; M5 E+ O5 e/ z/ M
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she . V( Q. E1 l9 f3 a" V/ [; q4 [
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
+ R W h5 I5 x: |, P# y: ?husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!2 ?5 f+ Y- O" i+ a& G1 A
5 p% m) T8 ~$ B3 Q7 q' u. s She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried6 d# ?' R& H/ @, X
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick0 a. r' F: b W* Z- E
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive4 q- }9 B6 o& k T+ N' [2 Z$ @
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
$ h6 B# n4 r N$ x; {/ }" f+ ctraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next# d) M3 M4 S# ^; ?# H, I
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
( K `- u( x7 h/ o* Sflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how( c3 a" w$ K; w( O& ? z; R
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
2 H9 ~& {& {5 Ihadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.7 y0 `( E, T: c6 \& H( a8 I
' q+ {) r8 S% e! ?, ? The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right: B9 d, F4 I' v/ z/ T" K; j& u
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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