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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ) |/ q Z5 S% `% o+ L: ]; L
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.. ]$ K- T% |$ ]: n5 \
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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2 K: T2 x1 T. L& W4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.5 m3 L9 m9 ^ E; P* M
1 g7 ?" k3 |' b$ S& x2 w6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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, C3 {+ r" m- k: A7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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) i1 c+ K/ J! B, U( E* a' t* E% H8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.! }% D3 z( b2 c2 k+ C0 `+ w
: T+ W# g1 p* x6 y @9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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# H. C9 Q! i7 j T0 r10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* U0 A+ G. P( Y% \# f! q2 [
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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" U! l' g! I5 [3 w16.) You take naps.
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, L, s' ]5 `. L0 B17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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+ P6 w2 ~/ f- [' l% A0 |; L; m7 G3 ]: t19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.* p( a2 @: r- @
+ d" K0 O. G3 a/ e/ t# n20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.- q9 q) K+ l2 L5 @: y5 w- ^
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!", Z- z1 _- j0 n7 W! v+ \* W% C
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. " K. D) }4 F9 i# K3 a( o$ ?
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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