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4 k2 v# `6 M+ L% J1 Z5 |. qSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ; N0 l- r% e- @; N) x
Snape: Who is it? B' j) o0 m5 v0 ^# c \9 u0 ]- R$ w; Z
Voldemort: You-know-who!
9 I1 y+ d8 D' |Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? + P8 g/ P( i% r. M) s* Z3 G
Voldemort: You-know-who! & C3 O E5 |; _) `. O2 V$ l
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? : f' J( g+ g* W3 j1 e
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
1 S+ L9 k" K6 c3 }8 r6 iSnape: Sauron??? 8 m1 S/ f R% m5 B% s
Voldemort: The other one...
- `. p6 P1 h5 z( g9 a3 hSnape: Darth Vader??? ) Q1 ^ c' G7 ?
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ( g. l4 Q: @* P c
Snape: Hermione???? 3 a4 \( U- b; G
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4 P/ y4 ^, _9 B6 q8 L FVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
0 ~; Z4 g: `: g/ r: JSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ' b# G( G" r! t \/ Z
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 2 J" X$ i3 F4 [2 \8 `
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
. E& _; ]+ J- gVoldemort: Your twin brother!
! @& S3 p3 t4 N) p# _' QSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
7 x8 {$ O+ k# T Q1 i6 i" b. S) ]Voldemort: He's the younger twin! " b; g, f- s1 [3 y% _. Y
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
9 o- Y( P2 v) g8 @9 p1 fHarry: Your cauldron. , O* s2 \5 ? g, ~ I2 T/ f
Severus: What's a cauldron?
- c/ O, `$ S/ D w1 d8 J& OHarry: Dunno.
/ ~, K; Z7 r' m1 U, G& @' iSeverus: Looks like something to eat. , }/ O1 ~& I/ U; H. A4 Q
Harry: Yeah. # d0 J7 f/ T/ K$ ]
Severus: You first.
; _# g$ m: q' IHarry: It's delicious. ; j. X0 g& s# c. u
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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