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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 / z9 @1 W% L- w( K2 p5 G
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns5 M% H& o* n& E
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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
( C0 ^$ X3 \6 ?5 L6 y! j: [I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo; y2 A; ]. s1 `" z2 P! l4 d% v4 Y& r
The rents too high, the air's unclean/ Z% H6 l# j( l( @# N$ P4 o) p) V3 ~9 `7 p7 P
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
- {$ _2 E7 Q6 c8 FAnd the women are big and the men are dumb7 n$ F) |, r1 K. |' B* M& r
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum; B' C, N, ^+ u P
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork" E F7 c, j8 D+ n3 N# l
They dress real bad and they think they're New York, K+ P% g. r7 Q8 |/ @' K( \
In Toronto, Ontario) F9 ] _ m/ }5 c" P/ x( c
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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* w( Y7 @$ [/ n$ x1 x# \! QI hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa! { \% V/ i8 s
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa( Z9 b/ |8 r9 Z$ G
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck0 P- i5 j: J: p) r9 ~4 ^
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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8 A4 ?1 g. U% `. b3 M# f7 _I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney/ W* ]4 z- ?+ Q) o) d0 j
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree4 e7 o; F$ K: @
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck' S F: w7 V. d( P8 r+ V# I8 i' P
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"8 D" k2 W7 p) S4 `6 |3 \* A/ s4 y; S) v
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
D. y$ e z+ T @2 R. h, T$ jAnd Prince Edward Island is too small' w" l9 c9 [/ A( m& A
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank% y( B/ |" o+ O; @& U0 F
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall, s& h7 g) n0 c0 J" H
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
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9 x2 ?# { x* g+ F"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"7 ]+ V4 K% h- s: j8 \
) z- n9 s* n9 H2 a8 z1 d, kSaskatchewan is boring and the people are old
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. i+ n1 J- z+ F3 y6 K# s& ^1 k"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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- I+ Y" G) Y) R'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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