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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.! f3 X/ z0 N% d! D
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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* w) W F- v+ O* @8 w$ z" A' NHere are just a few reasons why:
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9 r! @* D/ t& n4 c! GA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
) P* A5 i; q; j# p, L40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
* R2 U0 h/ F4 C( s你在想什麼?
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* Y, k; M# ~. [3 VShe doesn't care what you think., S9 p0 v5 y, ~) r# v3 h
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
, s; c6 m% U) c7 k40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.% @% N5 _( g( d! L% \, S* l# D2 Q
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西8 z* t. k+ d1 C4 {1 D
( N9 j6 U2 J/ J3 Q$ f; ?She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
: \' }- H1 h p她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情+ j/ p: U, T" I& z# I, J/ t; r' P) A- c
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Women over 40 are dignified.* R1 H; A9 d0 \; R
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera& J' F: V' f# a- H
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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跟你大呼小叫
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: B) L: ]( h- _2 r& \# fOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you+ }. o9 o4 n6 p
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地" E D* v) w; ~8 T8 v; e0 Z
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If they think they can get away with it.! p, N" {+ x; ?5 P
一槍把你給斃了。 C6 R; u# |6 S7 C
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.& `2 N1 t. U1 D
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.0 i7 }8 Z/ `+ t& d- o( J- ~8 ?
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味1 X: N& E3 S, [5 O& M5 g# U6 z
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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.9 k& v! o* N$ ]2 m+ e4 M
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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& v4 R- n# L, m8 u% AOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.0 e6 S9 b8 b* @+ Z+ q
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感6 y& q4 S8 Z: S W- z' _
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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4 _6 |* @# S0 Z/ j5 a f( wThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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& ~( h6 H3 J# XYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
/ I& w7 F0 d2 n( C你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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6 u2 R/ v8 Q b6 ]Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.; b! v# F3 r8 k# `' I7 V
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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40歲以上的男人呢?1 h) X P' X4 v# W. f* }
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
: G' y) d' K' u2 Y8 O2 F相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人4 Q0 ]( A# v% D5 U l) E6 T3 w, i
1 H. O. X8 t2 A/ B5 J% f* Bthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants/ n1 K3 ]. K, y0 w. [- j' m, } E
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男6 B, L% v) q& V p+ g+ U
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
' i- d% b& Y0 m0 @" R女士們，請容許我在這兒; e* s( I3 }0 J1 E) V
4 X9 i2 d3 C# ^. @! FFor all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
& t0 L. G8 [9 d1 r: Q那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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8 V" V! d! @) S9 c/ @( e& Ihere's an update for you.
" o2 d9 L6 ?7 z' O. C1 m實在是太搞不清楚狀況了9 f, Z" E( n3 J7 M
8 d3 \' ^; t7 }% B% r( `Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.+ n$ p/ O) z8 R& f$ N6 i
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚/ N8 k( o5 {' n" M) O
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Why?+ H% W$ Z8 k, d. i2 ^6 N2 Q
為什麼呢 ?9 r+ H5 F$ A. X( Z0 y$ }
U X4 Y7 N. A) kBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. D9 r* P4 f; I4 ?
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
