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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: + D7 M: N* [, t" d& S% o# p
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 6 j, F. \6 @2 N! w% K* }9 ~' ]
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America ( Q. Z3 s% w; Q. F
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$ f6 U* P9 D: U2 u9 X4 WAll Makes Combined * f: u* P* k6 h' V4 E9 m. F5 N
A Major Cost # N' q& Z" W1 U- p- k* G+ F
A Mutated Car 8 t+ T/ l+ e% ]5 p" ~! y+ j
A Morons Car
' d. J7 C% c3 c7 S+ q* |$ gAnother Major Catastrophe * {$ r) b4 V: _' W& ~
A Man's Car 3 l( ?4 U8 r) i9 R. s% ^0 Z; R
A Miss Conception $ l, Q( X4 \- ~6 P* \" ^* ^- U9 U% U
All Muscle Car
7 h$ j7 b) h ^3 O3 f: J8 Z1 }All Most Car 0 A# X$ c* J9 _0 f. O
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
3 Q6 @; P& @! B# A" lAutomotive Mental Cruelty 1 Y; _, p# |$ z) T' a
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0 b8 q+ l6 W9 \3 A+ uAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
) c {4 U, e' O; |! d8 tAccelerates Under Demonic Influence $ {- q$ ?% ]% { U( B; _
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
0 x" [' z" F2 V3 HAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 4 `2 F3 W3 c' t
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
3 l# u4 {9 g: X H, r [; i' ]) SAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. * a7 p. X5 K; F* Z
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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2 \ `, m ^# G. d9 ?- c7 n) ]BMW:
8 ?. N, `; S4 _8 H* D HBig Money Works 4 W9 p+ F0 u( R. t
Bought My Wife
, D. m( d, L6 Z! V6 v! }5 rBrutal Money Waster
$ H1 b* n2 Q ~6 zBreak My Window
% L: m/ a6 W% j5 `3 zBreak My Windshield
i4 R* k+ @. ]3 S0 UBabbling Mechanical Wench
1 x* q& p5 L/ fBeastly Monstrous Wonder
, g% k9 ` D# D P$ _+ F& TBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
: H+ C3 ^; I0 `( CBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 8 h @& ~' S/ p! E4 Z$ s& R
Barely Moving Wreck
# G ?; E6 G4 M2 [! B% _. p$ F" uBig Money Waste * q: |2 M9 n& Z$ B
Big Money. Why?
* Z) c4 e/ n& k$ k$ W/ GBig Money Works
a7 ^5 h& O" z" h& kBorn Moderately Wealthy
3 M; W u$ |. g @, F- z& ZBreaks Most Wrenches
! W' V9 H1 p" w0 H' UBring Many Wrenches
/ i# ?; y1 K' J4 g/ \, `0 W4 oBrings Me Women ) h, c8 e& Y5 s: y
Brings More Women + h/ k0 q! ^. _5 u
Broken Money Waster
5 d( \$ n7 G; O# S. n7 O; t( JBroke My Wallet : x6 }: Q' ~) j' ~ R
Broken Monstrous Wonder , F" C3 ^8 ^; A. N! Y9 |# t
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch 4 }: B2 o! d ?$ o
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 3 c" q* |% A: I/ ? [6 O
Bavarian Manure Wagon # w, D8 c3 S. M& V0 k* m3 L0 F
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BUICK:
5 f' P" o G; u0 g- X( ^: b; d+ C, MBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
. K. i/ a0 |1 b5 |Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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2 X) T S! \# g: t; vCamaro: " E$ W: n# C# W& p9 t" P
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 8 A, c P9 g+ i
Can't America Make A Real One?
w0 t8 I- y& TChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
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8 v* l6 B( y5 h; V, s* M; ^CHEVROLET:
8 P1 q( G( W0 w F5 ACan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
9 `# w, D5 q3 S; B2 [" SCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
/ u @+ Z$ i6 ?/ S1 S6 L' T# \ j: _Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time # `) s: x) N/ K3 j
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
) s; }- \2 c& W: f2 o2 aCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology - X+ W- |! U( ^* b. X9 M" e* J
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DODGE:
) ~/ g, l" q, ^Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
7 u- |: @$ f7 g* F% QDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
& c) H, n* v) H: `" w2 u1 HDead Old Dog Going East + Z- P. H3 M1 F* E6 {
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 5 L% A) W) T9 v7 w7 V, z5 V8 ^1 e
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
4 r4 E6 B) W! x$ M1 |' b! R/ `) pDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 9 ]/ C- a; Z8 ?+ z1 K
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 5 P! l- n8 Z6 ?$ {6 M
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 2 v7 s, b* T8 G5 ]6 l5 h; J2 k7 j7 B; A) N
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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: I: w& o' K) h+ q7 k- LEDSEL:
7 |' m8 i; p# mEvery Day Something Else Leaks
: i( d; c' Q1 ]Every Day Some Engineer Laughs & B% i L& \& X; D. @
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FIAT: ( o; P1 J- b: C# r
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 7 O8 j9 N$ L' Q; C% w0 c( B
Fix It Again, Tony
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Found In A Toilet $ y" Y5 | |' M
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
/ O& ]) y) v( w/ N7 t# mFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
' {' k6 H N1 r- K) j& H0 GFix Or Repair Daily 7 }. ?6 }0 n7 m' R# ` }4 f- o
Found On Road Dead " }0 g/ j8 Y, P! }
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 3 j7 g0 ?7 n3 \3 r- d
First On Race Day # J+ R1 H2 N! l; t- f0 f A
First On Recall Day 4 q: _; ]4 S: n2 n, V! L
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
; E6 i+ v$ V% L& c' C3 DFails On Rainy Days
* ^, C7 ?- h) g+ BFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream " G" I0 I/ z6 B* t/ Z5 @
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver * h& R) \# S4 w. C3 d0 R
Fault Of R&D
0 @9 F. r5 D" P) fFinally Obsolete Racing Device
- H- N4 j+ e/ s# A# hFireball On Rear Denting , t: @9 _9 S3 R& q8 u
First On Road to Dump 4 B' t( c' _8 w8 g" `4 i) Y( B
First On Rust and Deterioration
% t% _- d! U/ ?. P6 Q8 qFix Or Recycle Dilemma
. z- I8 X9 _; Y% @( H$ ZFlipping Over Results in Death
/ E1 V/ N" g- ^- YFlipped Over Roadside Disaster ( E" z+ x+ ]% V' D' i
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled ; R# b/ l3 ~6 L" r8 l4 Q
Foot On Road Decelerates / r9 O& k: |+ X1 |# {
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
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Forwarded Once; Return Denied ; k7 L1 o6 l- Z" |: g8 |* A- U# d
Forward Only; Reverse Defective . z& E# q% S3 U# p1 |& W
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
. H7 ]3 t6 l5 p) jFork Over Repair Dough
' K0 L! [9 A; |9 w* v" x# j! iFouled Out Re-done Dodge 1 x2 q R0 p) Z( r a& h: {; E! `" k
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
2 w) Z, c9 ^2 Q0 AFree Or Reduced Drastically
( X) @0 _) L ^1 Y1 CFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 4 w& X1 R6 s4 Z1 k. W9 x* E
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable . n* P4 @+ R/ ^! Z
Funny Old Rattling Dump 1 n4 N. g* l6 \* X7 b
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
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Found Out-Right Dangerous ' Q, q' O8 X7 l H, r
Future Of Racings Delight
: o1 Y+ h6 {. v r(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
6 b9 t( d A) l, @+ B) f! ?(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords / }) G' l5 T7 _$ a7 x" z$ a ~
LTD:
o0 x" p3 }- u) KLacks Total Dependability
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Looses Transmissions Daily l7 C5 b" F6 y/ ^
+ B# X9 o: D: ^2 `! {8 i; zGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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, d$ x! k' _- S; ]( z$ n9 v+ {( @; uGeneral Maintenance % h" @$ l. i% a; C3 d$ a
Great Mistake
' P! u. m- p. r9 q& n# cGarbage Motors / g1 W% r, S, R. @
Generally Miserable
. D% Z: p1 M4 F' RGrossly Misconceived 5 Q( h' v: M4 ^: z3 G1 S
Gluteus Maximus 7 x. n0 u; k( S" \; ]4 i+ _1 q
Good Money
x6 T/ }, ~$ `3 O2 w1 L8 Z RGoofy's Manufacturing , H) \6 C1 j! f% f# m! l$ l: i" I
Gone Mental
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GMC: Q: G& O7 P$ R! f
Grief & Misery Combined
: }/ r! V8 X1 W+ _' RGarage Man's Companion 1 Q: O! N9 f$ F1 s
Gotta Mechanic Coming? ; O4 }* s0 ?9 H' A5 ]7 g4 C
Generally Mediocre Cars 7 f* G- K3 v9 }3 G( `/ e( Y
Get More Chicks * K! `: B$ [' C% Z0 B- ^! r6 [
Gets Mechanics Crazy
8 u5 n3 k! c) h9 \6 d# \Gods Mechanical Curse
3 s9 V! w" J6 _Got More Crap
* A' e( a, F# [, YGreat Mountain Climber
0 Y' c, z: ?& `7 d6 UGreat Motor Car + t- J, E2 g+ n& S- I
God Made Chevy - B j3 x0 ?; U# a4 b% l7 x
Good Moron Car
, Q5 p: Z1 m' hGot Mine Cheap : m( {% V& W- T; h" y6 @- F7 l3 J
Get My Checkbook
" X3 S1 G. U7 Y! UGone Mad Corp. 6 n2 ^9 W2 P+ \" i9 d; A
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GTO: - d6 Y! s& l' B/ a
Gas, Tires, Oil ( K7 A. @9 V( H) n( c
Get Tools Out
+ o: M: \2 H2 ]; e& i9 mGet To Onramp
" c/ J9 E" ], {# I$ @9 jGood To Own
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Generally Trashed Out 4 U' y( p1 p c6 ^- ]/ g' d
Good Time Out
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- f5 z. r9 R" s- \/ p/ RHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
3 [' ^, T) V+ [) PHad One Never Did Again ! R1 b5 X0 d5 R1 x
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 3 V ^! y/ b+ z N
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles : @, I. @ {& b. E) I
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 1 F& P2 Q* b" E% x9 ~ J, G
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration * [: R. m" ]9 D' H' `8 U5 H
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
( j) O! F( H% _" c1 I; k- ZPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes . K" F- N1 @# k$ s5 U
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: R8 [3 ]0 y! G9 NHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ' S2 r& g* b- x- Y
* {. z' E% A9 P( ^! @( bJEEP: $ f5 h8 Q! ]9 G( `2 t
Just Eats Every Part ! v }" S0 w# G" a* |4 s r$ \
Just Empty Every Pocket ! k" K- L O! D$ E; n. a
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
+ A3 n2 g: H( y; M0 M6 L8 s% SJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
; i1 y) L V1 ^! IJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
% R: M8 T0 v1 p% q6 BKick It Around
: z; Z" k3 T9 O& z6 O z; tKick It Again : e7 B1 K* e0 P
Killed In Action
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9 ?! m" z; [% q& W3 U. JLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious * M% X' G4 g: }3 ]& `: f9 A W
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along ) b. r+ N4 I8 @- |6 Z
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Money Guzzler
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Major Goof u% j$ U. s6 j* Y- L9 u2 V) Y. D
MGB: Might Go Backwards " o0 b4 G' K& ?- Z
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
; y p- f3 s7 q7 H1 w2 g$ P: X4 LMGB: Motor Going Bad ( Z6 e+ k" l! e7 p7 C& U
MGF: Might Go Forward
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' {7 Z3 B5 g4 K. Y" Y" l* \MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
- v3 j' j$ s/ U5 |8 LMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly $ ~) b7 @3 W* K6 w+ q# j4 l
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Y6 @- m+ p5 `% E+ N2 Z0 U$ @Most Often Passed At Races ' x% x/ R* [- ~+ U
Mostly Old Parts And Rust + m0 K" C t, b* m% h, P% Z
Move Over People Are Racing * N ~6 @) G* L
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 0 x# s2 G( s; h; Y6 r% N
My Old Pig Ain't Running
6 O$ N6 n1 b8 ~) [My Only Problems Are Repairs
8 Q; e( n: Q5 s3 N& `/ bMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement T0 y9 I! ]3 j7 p0 a
More Often Parts Are Replaced 5 c) d X$ [, s
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MUSTANG:
4 m7 E- J) Z# m* r' L; hMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
8 j6 d( v* {# j# H" G$ l* n1 x/ PMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go d9 I! ~/ }0 @7 y/ g
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go & @ I( C! P% U% F
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO / ~& e6 s( {: k# {0 q+ H% a8 u
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OLDSMOBILE:
. Q* f$ ~% Z( q: M O! k( B" COld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday " e! e2 N/ Z" C8 _, ^
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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Put In Nickel To Operate * P! _- _5 S: o
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook & p; H( u6 e+ _6 N
Put In New Transmission Often
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PONTIAC:
/ o- C1 m, s- w9 f) m8 ZPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 8 S; c7 `3 U- q& R" t/ }
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac - U- B! A0 X7 [% Y
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PORSCHE: ) @. B7 `/ W( ~6 t/ Z
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything " k8 m* o' Y# W( y( k; l
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough % o9 R% Q1 |1 \3 }- x
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SAAB: 0 v R9 L W9 i4 L5 @: V$ v
Send Another Automobile Back 2 s3 W) t3 [4 B7 N1 _* G1 T
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
4 L. N5 \( K* y' Z6 ASad Attempt At Beauty
6 X1 x7 i" k2 |: o0 i zSorry Auto, Always Broken ( o0 d3 D# e! k+ }9 U
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards , t7 O! z/ ?7 d, D
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
& V$ x! I- F3 t' M" q0 J# N2 I3 BToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
5 t' {9 l7 M. P! v1 f. ATorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
' {: r5 J" o+ _; cThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: ! {3 ^ y, p( V0 F( s
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! ( d' v1 C9 q# z8 q2 H; {; U
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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1 ~9 F4 v* T. q/ u4 g' N3 N- dTR: Tools Required . q9 r9 h3 T: y% ^! [. d
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: 8 T- Y, `/ a; t8 p
Vintage Wreck
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