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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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, ?7 i5 V9 G# C2 y: y9 f* ^5 b# ]9 \The United Kingdom + d+ ^0 x+ X; @" i
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! D! v0 n' [7 e9 c- l, i! k( }followed closely by...
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The United States of America 4 ^) u5 z; o& e; z
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Poland
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5 V) V( N: q5 x9 Y0 O; L1 @) Vbut 3rd Place must go to...
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! z; M0 l3 @7 d" H, f/ C2 s% l8 a0 KGreece
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! @/ w7 s- T' ~it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to.... - H, G) n) W0 E! s# g' _4 O+ n
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/ q2 R3 ^: n; z0 T* abut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. f2 L& F( F+ k7 `; K
4 @* s6 n; b8 T. H& T- gIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even / {, M3 g* r, G- L. @: O- Z
holding her hand....: E5 ~- l) k- ^: k
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Woman has Man in it; 5 V x* m6 [' j" ?
Mrs. has Mr. in it; ; t. K9 S8 _6 v" m* w* y& I
Female has Male in it;
' h& H& C# D6 zShe has He in it; ' `% v5 G, R6 t3 v" K3 [
Madam has Adam in it; $ a8 f, f7 m* V# F7 Z
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I never looked at it this way before: - Z4 P! n, Y$ J- {& r7 q8 B
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MEN?
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MENstrual cramps
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GUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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