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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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. Y' _; T0 s1 E7 K# m, l"Mary... Mary...." 3 g" E; R5 j1 C% j
3 t6 Y: a7 a: y% q2 r"Is that you Fred?" ( j, |4 u7 t6 U$ Q7 b, \
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 1 k) k, N& ?% e/ D, Z( I/ i% V/ d0 L4 {
5 D z- P0 |) S" H1 Z# c1 d"What is it like?"
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5 A/ U* c- `# {# [' _: f"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 7 l/ q5 f! c. P- x* T
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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